Phoebe Bufe (“Abangane”)
U-Lisa Kudrow udale lowo mbono ophambene futhi ongomunye wabalingisi abakhululwe kakhulu esikrinini, waheha abantu emhlabeni jikelele. Futhi ungamthandi kanjani, huh? I-blonde ebukekayo, mhlawumbe, nokumomotheka okuphelele nomcabango omangalisayo. Kanye “nezithombe” zakhe ezinhle ezibhekise kubangani - kuningi okufanele sikufunde.
U-Phoebe angabizwa ngokuthi i-agitator ejabule kakhulu ye-vegetarianism.
Ulwela amalungelo ezilwane kanye nokuvikelwa kwemvelo (izixuku eziningi ezinomsindo ezihlelwe nguPhoebe ziyakuqinisekisa lokhu). Uthi cha kuma-Thanksgiving turkeys, izingubo ezifakwe uboya, nokugawula izihlahla okunonya ngoKhisimusi.
Yeka indlela uPhoebe angcwaba ngayo izimbali “ezifile” – kufanelekile ukubuka uchungechunge lwalokhu. Intombazane ithanda ukubhula futhi isebenzisa amathambo kulokhu. U-Phoebe uphawula ngaleli qiniso ngesitayela sakhe:
UFebe akagcini nje ngokuyidla inyama, ungumlondolozi wemvelo okhuthele.
Futhi ngendlela, uFebe ungumbhali webinzana esihlokweni se-athikili. Yebo, yebo - lowo omayelana "nokudla okunamehlo." Isiqubulo esigqamile nesinhle sokudla imifino.
Yiqiniso, imvelo yadlala ihlaya elinonya noFebe: phakathi nokukhulelwa kwakhe kwezinyanga ezingu-6, wayengakwazi ukudla lutho ngaphandle kwenyama. Kodwa uBuffay unguBuffay – futhi wathola indlela yokuphuma. Kulezo zinyanga eziyisithupha, uJoe wayengumdli wemifino esikhundleni salokho.
UMadeleine Bassett (“Jeeves and Wooster”)
USir Pelham Granville Woodhouse udale umlando wempilo yaseBrithani. Indlovukazi esencane uWorcester kanye ne-valet yakhe ethembekile uJeeves bazithola besezimeni ezingacasula noma ubani ngaphandle kwesiNgisi esiqinile.
Ekuguquleni ifilimu yomsebenzi, abalingiswa bakaHugh Laurie noStephen Fry babonisa iBrithani yangempela (labo abafunda ulimi noma abathatha uhambo kufanele nakanjani bayibuke!). Futhi kukhona intombazane ebukekayo uMadeleine Basset esakhiweni (abalingisi abathathu bahlanganisa lesi sithombe esimangalisayo ochungechungeni).
Intombazane ezwelayo, umlandeli wezindaba ezimayelana noChristopher Robin noWinnie the Pooh, yanquma ukuba yimifino ngaphansi kwethonya lembongi uPercy Bysshe Shelley. Kodwa akazange afunde ukupheka.
Nanguya, uMadeleine.
U-Basset usengcupheni kakhulu, futhi lapho udokotela emyalela ukuba adle inyama, wavele wahlupheka ngakho konke ukulunywa. Eziphindiselela, uMadeleine wafaka isoka lakhe ekudleni okungenanyama. Kodwa-ke kwenzeka inhlekelele: ngemva kwezinsuku ezimbalwa "eklabishi", umkhwenyana wabaleka nompheki owamnika ukudla ophaya benyama. Into efana nale.
U-Lilya (Univer)
Intombazane yase-Ufa, engumfundi we-Faculty of Biology, umlandeli we-esotericism nolwazi lwemimoya - iqhawekazi elinjalo "ligqekeza" empilweni yomfundi elinganiselwe yamaqhawe e-sitcom. Ukholelwa ezeni kakhulu futhi usebenzisa amakhambi esintu kunoma yisiphi isifo. Akakwazi ukumelana nokungabi nabulungisa futhi akayidli nhlobo inyama.
Akathandi isibongo sakhe "esinolaka" (Volkova) kangangokuthi akalokothi aphendule kuso.
I-Barber (“Umashiqela Omkhulu”)
Iqhawe likaCharlie Chaplin kwelinye lamafilimu amakhulu kakhulu emlandweni wesinema. Ukubhuqa okunonya kumholi wamaFascist owayengene esikhundleni ngaleso sikhathi, kwenziwa usomahlaya omkhulu. Shaya amahlaya ngobushiqela!
Ifilimu yokuqala ezwakala ngokugcwele yomsebenzi ka-Chaplin. Ikhasethi eyathukuthelisa isiqongo seJalimane lobuNazi yaphuma ngo-1940. Izigigaba ezisheshayo zomgundi wezinwele, ofana newele, obukeka njengomashiqela, abangela ukuhleka futhi akwenze ucabange ngezinto eziningi.
“Nge-manifesto” enjalo, umgundi wagcizelela ngokuziqhenya isimilo sakhe.
UBrenda Walsh (Beverly Hills, 90210)
Intombazane emnandi, eyazithola iphakathi kwentsha eyonakele, yathanda izethameli ngesivinini esimangalisayo. Wafaka ohlwini “lwamantombazane angenangqondo” olwahlanganiswa omunye womagazini. Kuyathakazelisa ukuthi lolu chungechunge lunenkanyezi umlingisi wemifino uJennie Garth, owancenga ababhali ukuthi bamenze iqhawekazi lakhe imifino. Kodwa unenhlanhla uShannon Doherty, owadlala uBrenda.
Kuze kube yisizini yesi-4 lapho u-Walsh eyeka khona inyama. Umemezela lokhu ngenhlonipho ngesikhathi sasekuseni futhi uthola uchungechunge lwamahlaya kanye namazwi ahlukumezayo avela kumfowabo (okujwayelekile kwabaningi abaye banquma ukuyeka inyama). Ebuka indlela adla ngayo, uBrenda akamkhumbuli ikakhulukazi. Futhi mayelana nomlingiswa wakhe, singabala okulandelayo:
UJonathan Safran Foer (“Futhi Konke Kukhanyisiwe”)
I-Tragicomedy ene-adventures kanye ne-Ellija Wood ilungele ukuzikhipha kusihlwa. Kukhona lapho ukuhleka, ukucabanga kanye nokuncoma izithombe esibukweni. Izigigaba zomJuda waseMelika lapho efuna owesifazane othile zimholela edolobhaneni lase-our country. Phakathi kokunye ukwenqatshwa kwenyama kumane kubathuse abantu bendawo. Nansi inkhulumomphendvulwano elula, kodwa epholile phakathi kweqhawe nomkhulu wakhe wase-our country ngomhumushi:
Mayelana nomlobi, ozinikele emibonweni yokuvikela imvelo nokuyeka inyama, sinakho
Futhi opopayi!
U-Shaggy Rogers (“Scooby-Doo”)
Umseshi oneminyaka engu-20 ubudala ogqoke isikibha eside ngendlela exakile kanye nesilevu esikhulu kunesiphongo sakhe. Ukuvela kwakhe kukhathuni ye-Scooby-Doo yango-1969 kwenza iNorville (igama langempela) yaba yingxenye ebalulekile yendaba yenja.
U-Shaggy uyazifela ngokudla. Eziphendulela, uthi uhlezi esaba isilo esilandelayo. U-Shaggy wayevame ukupheka no-Scooby futhi lokho kumelwe ukuba kwashiya uphawu othandweni lwakhe lokudla. URogers ubelokhu edla imifino isikhathi esiningi empilweni yakhe, nakuba kwezinye iziqephu ebonakala ephula indlela adla ngayo.
U-Shark Lenny (“Inganekwane Yoshaka”)
Uthando oluyimfihlo, ubudlelwano bukababa nendodana, nokulwa phakathi kwemindeni - edume ngopopayi, akunjalo? Ushaka othandekayo uLenny ungumlimi oqinile. Ubaba wakhe, unkulunkulu we-mafia, i-aristocrat uDon Lino akazi ngakho. Kuze kube iphuzu elithile. Ngemva kokuncenga kakhulu ukuba adle inyama, ubaba uyavuma futhi athathe isikhundla somntwana.
ULenny unomusa ngendlela emangalisayo futhi akakwazi nje ukudla izinto eziphilayo ezibhukuda olwandle eduze kwakhe.
U-Lisa Simpson ("The Simpsons")
ULisa unendaba yakhe eqondile yokuthi kungani ngingayidli inyama. Isiqephu sonke sinikezelwe kulo mcimbi - "Lisa the Vegetarian", Okthoba 15, 1995. Intombazane yafika e-zoo yezingane futhi yaba nobungane newundlu elincane elithandekayo kangangokuthi yenqaba ukudla iwundlu kusihlwa.
Futhi-ke uPaul McCartney wadlala indima yakhe. Umenywe ukuzozwakalisa i-cameo ochungechungeni no-Vegetarian Lisa. Ngokwesimo sokuqala, kwakufanele alahle umqondo wokudla imifino ekupheleni kochungechunge, kodwa uPawulu wathi wayezokwenqaba indima uma uLisa ephinda edla inyama. Ngakho-ke uLisa Simpson waba umlimi oqinile.
Apu Nahasapimapetilon (“The Simpsons”)
Umnikazi wesuphamakethe "Kwik mart" ("Ngokushesha"). Ochungechungeni, lapho uLisa eba imifino, ubungane buka-Apu noPaul Macartney buboniswa (iNdiya yaze yabizwa ngokuthi "iBeatle yesihlanu"). Wasiza uLisa ukuba abe namandla ekudleni imifino futhi athathe izinyathelo zakhe zokuqala.
U-Apu ngokwakhe uyi-vegan. Udla ngisho ne-vegan hot dog ekhethekile ngesikhathi semicimbi. Wenza i-yoga futhi udla ukudla kwezitshalo kuphela. Kwakukhona isiteji empilweni yakhe yokufika lapho enambitha inyama, kodwa u-Apu washintsha ngokushesha umqondo wakhe futhi wenqaba ukufana.
I-Stan Marsh (South Park)
Okuhlakaniphe kakhulu nokuqonda kwezingane ezine "ekuqaleni kwenkulungwane yeminyaka", okudwetshwe ngokucace kakhulu ochungechungeni lwe-animated. UStan wenqaba inyama esiqeshini sokuzama ukuhlenga amankonyane epulazini lapho izingane zesikole zazisohambweni. Izingane zathatha izilwane eziningana zagoduka nazo futhi azizange zizikhulule ngaphansi kwezimo ezithile. Akahlalanga isikhathi eside uStan, waphindela ekudleni kwakhe okujwayelekile.
Kodwa uStan, ekubukeni kwakhe komhlaba kanye nemizamo ephindaphindiwe yokuvikela imvelo, angabizwa ngokuthi iqhawe elithuthuka kakhulu. Ngendlela, "ukuhlubuka" kwabafana kwakungelona ize: ngemva kokukhohlisa abantu abadala, uStan uyeka ukudla imifino, kodwa ufinyelela ukuthi ama-hamburger abizwa ngokuthi "inkomo encane ehlukunyezwe yaze yafa". Nokho, okungenani okuthile.
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