Okuqukethwe
- Imishwana engu-18 ephezulu umama osemncane angafuni ukuyizwa
- 1. Awuncelisi ngani, bathi ingcono ingane?
- 2. Ingabe ulala kahle?
- 3. Uyaphi kuleli hlobo?
- 4. Ngabe usesibhedlela?
- 5. Uzokwenzani ngezinsuku zakho manje?
- 6. Okwesithathu uyacabanga ngakho?
- 7. Ingabe ucele i-epidural?
- 8. Akafani nawe noma umyeni wakho
- 9. Ingabe usulitholile ilungiselelo lokunakekela izingane?
- 10. Usagqoka ibhulukwe lakho lokukhulelwa
- 11. (Ekhala) Ngicabanga ukuthi ulambile
- 12. Ayimboziwe kakhulu?
- 13. Unobuso obuhlekisayo
- 14. Uphaphathekile kancane
- 15. Ngikuphathele izimonyo
- 16. Livelaphi leli gama?
- 17. Ngempela awukayithengi imbeleko?
- 18. Uyazi yini ukuthi izinto zokusula zinobuthi?
Imishwana engu-18 ephezulu umama osemncane angafuni ukuyizwa
Ukubeletha kuwukuphazamiseka ngokomzimba nangokwengqondo okungaphezu kokulinganisa. Izinsuku ezilandela ukuzalwa, kufanele kushiwo, ngokuvamile sishintshashintsha phakathi kwenjabulo ne-melancholy. Ingasaphathwa eye-baby blues efika ngaphandle kwesixwayiso futhi isifake okwesikhashana osizini olujulile. Ngamafuphi, abesifazane abasebasha abasanda kubeletha bantekenteke, basengozini, bayathinteka ... Igama elilodwa eliningi kakhulu futhi ukuvakasha kuka-anti Michèle kungaphenduka impi yombango. Abazali, abangani, osebenza nabo, nansi imishwana engu-17 umama omusha angafuni ukuyizwa.
1. Awuncelisi ngani, bathi ingcono ingane?
Cha, ngincamela ukufaka ushevu endodakazini yami ngobisi oluyimpushana.
2. Ingabe ulala kahle?
Njengomntwana osanda kuzalwa okufanele adle njalo emahoreni ama-2.
3. Uyaphi kuleli hlobo?
E-Bora Bora, kuhle kakhulu ezinganeni zamasonto amabili ubudala.
4. Ngabe usesibhedlela?
Yebo, ngiyawathanda amathreyi abo okudla futhi lo mzanyana ohlola isitho sami sangasese njalo emahoreni ama-3, angikwazanga ukukwenza.
5. Uzokwenzani ngezinsuku zakho manje?
Utshani mat ', ukuthenga, izitsha ezincane ... indlala yini.
6. Okwesithathu uyacabanga ngakho?
Ingabe ucabanga ngempela manje isikhathi?
7. Ingabe ucele i-epidural?
Yebo, njengamaphesenti angama-80 abesifazane abangafuni ukuhlupheka ngenkathi bebeletha.
8. Akafani nawe noma umyeni wakho
Yebo, bengifuna ukukuxwayisa. Bavele bangishintshela, kodwa shhh ungasho lutho.
9. Ingabe usulitholile ilungiselelo lokunakekela izingane?
Cha, akukhona okokuqala ukukhathazeka kwami lapho.
10. Usagqoka ibhulukwe lakho lokukhulelwa
Yebo, ngaphandle kukaKate Middleton, angazi noma ubani ogqoka i-skinny jeans amahora angu-24 ngemva kokubeletha.
11. (Ekhala) Ngicabanga ukuthi ulambile
Kungangimangaza, wadla nje.
12. Ayimboziwe kakhulu?
Ngiyeke !
13. Unobuso obuhlekisayo
Akukho ukuphawula…
14. Uphaphathekile kancane
Hhayi bo, angizange ngilale amahora angama-48.
15. Ngikuphathele izimonyo
Ucabanga ukuthi kufanele ngikwenze lokho?
16. Livelaphi leli gama?
Ungasho ukuthi awukuthandi, kulula!
17. Ngempela awukayithengi imbeleko?
Cha, angikwazi ukukukhokhela. Vlan.
18. Uyazi yini ukuthi izinto zokusula zinobuthi?
Cishe njengejeli ye-cola eshawa indodakazi yakho eyithandayo.