U-Yuri Kuklachev: Sinemikhuba efanayo namakati, kepha adla kangcono

Ngo-Ephreli 12, umthandi omkhulu wekati, umdali kanye nomqondisi wezobuciko unomphela we-Cat Theatre uhlanganisa iminyaka engu-70 ubudala. Ngobusuku bangaphambi kokugubha usuku, u-Yuri Dmitrievich wabelane ngokuqaphelisisa kwe- "Antenna" mayelana nokuthi lezi zilwane zifana kanjani futhi azifani nami nawe.

April 6 2019

- Amakati ayizilwane ezithembekile futhi ezithembekile kakhulu. Abantu kumele bafunde kubo ukwethembeka. Uma ikati liwela othandweni, khona-ke impilo yonke. Uzoyiswa kude nezinkulungwane zamakhilomitha, kodwa uzoza noma kunjalo, agone lo muntu athi: “Ngize kuwe.”

Emakati, awudingi ukubheka ukufana kwangaphandle nabantu. Ukubukeka kuyinto yesikhashana, kodwa isimo sangaphakathi sibaluleke kakhulu. Ikati ligxile kakhulu futhi liyalalelisisa. Uzizwa engumuntu, i-biofield yakhe. Uzofika, uma kukhona okubuhlungu, uzoqala ukukhulula izinzipho futhi enze i-acupuncture. Kulokhu, amakati, yiqiniso, anenzuzo enkulu kunezinye izilwane. Noma ungaliphonsa kanjani, liwela ngezidladla, ngoba linomsila onjengophephela. Uyasonta futhi alawule ukuwa kwakhe khona kanye emoyeni. Asikho isilwane esingakwenza lokho, futhi ikati lingakwenza kalula.

Ngizwile okuningi ukuthi amakati akopisha umlingiswa womnikazi, kodwa akunjalo: azivumelanisa nomuntu othandekayo, kodwa izinja ziphindaphinda. Uma umniniyo exhuga, ubheka, ngenyanga nenja iyaxhuga. Futhi uma umnikazi ekhukhumele, khona-ke inja nayo yenza ngokuziqhenya. Amakati anesizotha, ngokwawo, ahlakaniphe kakhulu futhi awathandi ukuveza imizwa. Ziziphatha ngokuzithiba - lokhu kuyinzuzo yazo ngaphezu kwezinye izilwane.

Kodwa ikati limuzwa kahle umuntu - iphunga lakhe, ukuzwa, i-biofield, i-timbre yezwi. Uthe kwenye indawo - sebevele bephenduka. Umcibisholo wami, ngokusho kukamama, wawuvele ugijimela emnyango lapho ngingena emnyango futhi ngikhulume nomuntu. Amakati anezwi elikhethekile.

Sigcina wonke amakati ethu ekhaya, lapho thina ngokwethu sihlala khona. Sabakhela nekhaya lasebekhulile. Isilwane asisasebenzi nawe, sesigugile, kodwa sivumele sibe khona – phambi kwamehlo akho. Woza isilwane. Ikati lidla kakhulu, kodwa ligcina ubuciko balo. Umbambe ezandleni zakho, futhi kukhona amathambo kuphela. Umzimba awusawaboni amavithamini, njengakubantu. Ngakho-ke, kudingekile ukuthi kube nokugadwa.

Nami ngibambelele. Nginonyaka okhethekile - iminyaka eyikhulu yesekisi kazwelonke (khumbula ukuthi uKuklachev ubuye abe ngumdlali wesekisi, u-clown we-carpet. - Cishe. "I-Antenna"), iminyaka engu-50 yomsebenzi wami wokudala kanye neminyaka engu-70 yokubuka ilanga, ngilalele. ezinyonini. Bonke abalingisi nabaculi bentanga yami, betshela umagazini wakho mayelana nezimfihlo zobusha nobuhle, bavume ukudla kanye nemidlalo, futhi, yiqiniso, amakati angondla futhi angilondoloze, ngithola uthando oluningi kubo.

Kodwa angikwazi ukwenza ngaphandle kwezindlela ezijwayelekile. Mayelana nokudla, ngizama ukungaxubi amaprotheni ahlukene - ngidla ngokwehlukana, ngizama ukungadli amaswidi ukuze kube noshukela omncane. Ngiphinde ngizilolonge ukuphefumula kwe-Buteyko (iqoqo lokuzivocavoca elakhiwe usosayensi waseSoviet ekwelapheni isifuba somoya. - Approx. "Antenna"). Ngezinye izikhathi ngivuka ekuseni futhi ngizwe ukuthi ngiphila kuphela ngenxa ye-Buteyko, ngoba cishe akukho ukuphefumula.

Ngiphakela amakati nge-turkey. Lokhu ukudla kokudla. Izinkukhu zijovwa ngamavithamini, ama-antibiotics, futhi zithatha kahle i-turkey. Amakati ethu aphila iminyaka engu-20 - 25 (kuyinkathi amakati ezindlini ahlala ngokwesilinganiso kusukela eminyakeni engu-12 kuya kwengu-15. - Cishe. "I-Antenna"). Iminyaka engu-14 intombazane encane, intombazane yesikole. Sinodokotela wezilwane oyingqayizivele, sibanikeza amavithamini. Sithatha igazi. Siyazi ukuthi ikati elilodwa linesimo se-urolithiasis, ngakho awukwazi ukudla okuluhlaza. Udinga ukudla okukhethekile, okubiza ngokuphindwe kathathu, kodwa unekhono, ngakho izindleko ziphakeme kunezabantu. Sinohlelo lokudla lwekati ngalinye.

“Ngifisela abafundi be-Antenna ngolimi lwekati: mur-mur-mur, my-me-yau, myam-myam-myam, my-yau, shshshshshsh, meow-meow-meow. Impilo kubo bonke! “

Minyaka yonke uyabona ukuthi impilo iya iba mfishane. Angijabule neze ngokuzayo, ukuthi ngiyakhula futhi ngikhula. Ngizogubha usuku lwami lweminyaka kalula nje. Nganquma ukubamba umkhosi we-Dobroty minyaka yonke. Siqoqa izingane ezivela emakhaya ezintandane, imindeni ehola kancane kanye nemindeni emikhulu, futhi sizihlelele umbukiso wamahhala futhi sinikeze izipho. Angithandi uma umuntu enginika okuthile, futhi nganquma ukumnika mina.

Lapho othile enginika okuthile, ngiba namahloni, nginamahloni, futhi ngivame ukunikeza into engingayifuni. Ngithenga engikufunayo mina. Futhi manje bavame ukunikeza okuthile okulele ekhaya futhi okungena endleleni. Kuyadabukisa. Ezinganeni, ngizonika izincwadi zami, ama-CD, amavidiyo, onodoli (labo nodoli basendaweni yami yokugcina amagugu). Futhi nginikeza uthando kumakati ami ngezinsuku zawo zokukhumbula. Kubaluleke kakhulu. Abadingi lutho olunye. Badinga isimo sengqondo esihle, esinomusa, nozwela. Futhi banalo lonke uhlaka lokukhuphuka, isondo lokugijima, amathoyizi amancane abangadlala ngawo - ngakho kumnandi. Kunamakati amaningi endlini, kodwa abantu ababili kuphela - umkami u-Elena kanye nami. Indlu inkulu, kodwa izingane zihlala ngokwehlukana. Banemindeni yabo, izingane, abazukulu. Lokho kungcono. Ngabona ukuthi kufanele ngiphumule.

Indlu inezitezi ezintathu, ingane ngayinye inesitezi (abakwaKuklachev banamadodana amabili - uDmitry oneminyaka engu-43 no-Vladimir oneminyaka engu-35 ubudala, bobabili abaculi baseshashalazini yakhe, kanye nendodakazi eneminyaka engu-38 ubudala u-Ekaterina, yaseshashalazini. umculi. – Cishe “I-Antenna”). Ziza ngezinye izikhathi - kanye njalo eminyakeni emithathu. Ngesikhathi abazukulu bebancane, babeza njalo. Sisahlala ehlathini, nakuba eMoscow. Lapho sinama-strawberries amaningi, kukhona amakhowe amaningi, ngaphansi koMfula iMoscow. Sesiside isikhathi sihlala khona. Phambilini belibiza isenti, hhayi njengamanje. Kwadingeka ngithole ama-bearings ami. Sikwenzile. Sithathe esikuthandayo. Manje siya epaki, ehlathini, ukuze sivakashele. Asiwakhiphi amakati. Bagijima egcekeni lakithi. Lapho anotshani obukhethekile, agibela ezihlahleni - anenkululeko ephelele.

Amakati ethu yi-Sprat, i-Tulka, i-Arrow, i-squirrel, i-Cat Pate, i-Cat Radish, ikati leqhwa i-Behemoth, i-Entrecote, i-Sausage, i-Shoelace, i-Tyson - isilwi esilwa nawo wonke umuntu. Uma kukhona, ngithi: "Ngizoshayela uTyson - uzobhekana nawe." Elinye i-Potato yekati, i-Watermelon yekati - ithanda amakhabe, idla ama-champs kakade. Ikati likaBhanana lidla ubhanana ngokujabula. Isithombo sekati sibamba isithombo bese sidlala ngaso njengegundane. Ikarothi yenza okufanayo. Kodwa ngaphezu kwakho konke siyamangala ngePotato - uthatha izambane eliluhlaza aliququde njengehhabhula. Kukhona noGavrosh, uBelok, uChubais, uZhuzha, uChucha, uBantik, uFantik, uTarzan – uqwala njengoTarzan, ikati leMbuzi – ligxuma njengembuzi, uBoris ikati, ikati leYogathi. I-tube skydiver ithanda ukugxuma phansi isuka esitezi sesihlanu. Kwenzeka ebusika. Wethulwa kimi endlini efanayo. Bacela ukuyithatha. Kungenjalo uzohlukana nabo. Wafinyelela inyoni wawa, kodwa kwakusebusika futhi yawela eqhweni. Wahamba ubusuku bonke, wakuthanda, wabuya wazodla - futhi wahamba futhi. Ngeke simvumele angene, kodwa wagxuma waphuma ngefasitela. Khona-ke iqhwa lancibilika, kwadingeka silenga inetha ukuze linganqamuki - sisabela impilo yakhe, ucabanga ukuthi kuneqhwa.

Futhi nginemikhuba efanayo namakati - kuhle. Isibonelo, njalo ekuseni ngivuka ngokumamatheka: Ngavuka futhi ngiyajabula ukuthi ngisaphila - yeka injabulo. Ukuzumeka, ngicabanga ukuthi kufanele ngiphumule, futhi ngiphumule. Amakati anomkhuba omuhle: ngokushesha nje lapho ezwa umculo, asevele efuna ukusebenza. Bayagijima, bagxume, bazijabulise – futhi sinabo.

Babukeka kanjani osaziwayo abanamagama ekati?

Yana Koshkina. “Hawu, yeka ntombazane! Amabele, anezinwele ezimnyama, namehlo! Njengokunethezeka njengoRaymond wethu. “

Tatiana Kotova. “Ubuhle obufanayo, blonde kuphela, buheha unomphela. Njengo-Anechka, omi kahle emilenzeni yakhe yangaphambili ”.

Alexander Kott. “Umqondisi omuhle, ubuso bakhe bulula futhi bunomusa. Kubukeka njengekati elijwayelekile legceke noma iGnome yethu. “

Anna Tsukanova-Kott. “Unkosikazi wakhe, umlingisi omangalisayo, udlala ochungechungeni oluphambili lwe-TV. Ubukeka njengekati yethu enesizotha, ebukekayo uZyuzu. “

Nina Usatova. “Umculi engimthandayo! Owesifazane omangalisayo. Ehloniphekile, ehloniphekile. Ngomlingiswa, umuntu uzizwa, ufana noPeter wethu - ikati elifunwa kakhulu ekuqopheni namuhla. “

Ngendlela, ebusheni bami ngangingazi ukuthi ngizosebenza namakati, kodwa ukuphila kwavela ngendlela yokuthi uthisha wami uMurzik. Umqambi - Kees. Umakhelwane - Kitty. Inhloko yoMnyango wakwa-HR - Koshkin. Ngilapha, njengomdlali we-puppeteer u-Kuklachev, futhi ngihlanganise wonke amakati.

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