UMarla Joe Fisher ungumama ongayedwana, intatheli futhi ongumuntu okhuthele emsebenzini. Ngaphandle kwalokho, wayezozikhulisa kanjani ezimbili ezakhe nezingane ezimbili zokutholwa? Wanquma ukuhlanganyela akubonile: kwenzekani kumuntu lapho eba umzali. Futhi, isibonelo, wayeyi-hipster yemfashini.
Lapho abantu benquma ukuba nezingane, abakucabangi lokho. Bacabanga ngemali, umsebenzi, ukuthi isikhathi sokuphumula esihlangene, izinhlelo zeholide zizoshintsha kanjani. Kodwa eqinisweni, udinga ukucabanga ngokunye. Ukuthi umzali "uyindoda engathandeki." Uma usuyi-hipster ethuthukisiwe manje, lokhu sekuphelile. Futhi ngokushesha okukhulu.
Futhi kwenzekani ngempela kuwe: uqala ukwenza i-yoga kwabesifazane abakhulelwe futhi ugqoke izingubo ezikhululekile. Uma ungubaba umsebenzi wakho wukukhulisa intshebe utshele umkakho zonke izinsuku ukuthi akakhuluphali nhlobo.
Khona-ke abangani bakho bazokunikeza ukugeza kwezingane ze-hipster kanye namasudi angu-138 athandekayo anamajakhethi esikhumba ezingane, lapho ingane yakho izokhula khona ezinsukwini eziyisishiyagalolunye. Akekho ozokunika isihlalo semoto noma ama-diaper onyaka, cha. Makube njalo, uma uthola ikhadi lesipho esitolo sezingane.
Khona-ke wonke umuntu uzohamba ephuza i-martini ne-"mimosa", futhi uzosala wedwa nengane kanye nezingubo.
Ucabanga ukuthi ungaqhubeka nokuhola indlela yakho yokuphila ye-hipster, usazokhululeka futhi uhambe kalula, kuphela unesesekeli esincane njengenja kaParis Hilton ezandleni zakho? Ungazama. Kukhona ngisho nesihlilingi semfashini esikhethekile se-Hipster Plus. Kubiza kuphela u-$170 futhi ikuvumela ukuthi uthwale ingane yakho ezindaweni ezihlukahlukene futhi wenze sengathi iyisesekeli semfashini ngempela. Futhi ungakwazi ukugqoka ingane izingubo ezivela kuRalph Lauren. Ungakhohlwa nje ukubamba intshontsho. Ukuvala uma udinga ukondla ingane phambi kwabantu.
Nawe uzokhathala uphele amandla ngenxa yokuswela ubuthongo, kuzomele wehlise ijubane ngaso sonke isikhathi ubheke lapho ongahlala khona, ngoba ingane yavele yakhala izinyembezi, yaphalaza noma ichama, kodwa ungenza sengathi impilo yakho ayizange. ishintshile.
Kodwa-ke ingane izoyeka ukuhlala embelekweni evela ku-Ralph Lauren futhi izoqala ukugijima endaweni yokudlela, ishaya ama-martinis nama-“mimosa” abanye abantu. Igumbi lakho lokuphumula lipendwe ngemibala yasolwandle epholile enepulasitiki yayo yonke imibala. Usofa wakho omhlophe awusoze wafana: bayobhodla futhi bachame kuwo izikhathi eziyizinkulungwane ezintathu namakhulu amabili namashumi ayisishiyagalolunye.
Futhi-ke uzithola ngokuzumayo upheka isidlo sakusihlwa, ngoba ukuya endaweni ethile kunzima kakhulu. Futhi yebo, upheka uhlobo oluthile lukadoti oluvela emikhiqizweni ephelile, ngoba ukhathele kakhulu ukubamba ummese noma ume phezu kwesitofu ngaphandle kokulala.
Ukugeza kwebhamuza elishisayo kuba iphupho. Uqala ukukhulekela i-TV yakho, ngoba amakhathuni aphazamisa ingane yakho eyigugu kuwe futhi akunike ikhefu. Yebo, ubheka ibhokisi ngaphezu kwalokho okufanele, kodwa awunandaba.
Yebo, lokhu akupholile.
Kodwa ushintsho olubaluleke kakhulu esimweni sakho kuzoba ukushiywa kwemoto yakho epholile. Ukubuyisela, uzothenga idivayisi evele imemeze, "Alisekho ithemba." Yebo, ngikhuluma ngeveni elincane. Noma inqola yesiteshi. Iminibus, mhlawumbe. Elula (yeka igama elibi), ntofontofo, imoto yomndeni evulekile.
Abanye bazama ukukhohlisa ikusasa ngokuthenga ama-jeep esikhundleni samaveni amancane. Njengokuthi, ukuze kungabikho muntu ozobona ukuthi awuseyona i-dude epholile. Ha. Yebo, unebhodwe eligoqwayo kanye nezinto zokusula ezimanzi esiqwini sakho, nesihlalo semoto esihlalweni esingemuva. I-stroller esikhundleni se-kayak noma ibhayisikili. Ufuna ukukhohlisa bani? Thenga iveni elincane, lithembeke kakhulu.
Hhayi-ke, nawe yeka ukuyozihlalela emakilabhini nokudansa. Phela, udinga ukuvuka ekuseni ukuqoqa uTanya enkulisa. Esikoleni. Futhi noma kunjalo, lapho ungasadingi ukwenza konke lokhu, uzovuka ekuseni - umkhuba, uyazi. Ngifuna ukusheshe ngilale. Futhi angifuni ukudansa.
"Ukuphi?" – izingane zami ezake zakhula zangibhalela ngokucasuka. “Sekuhlwile futhi awukafiki ekhaya.”
Iwashi laliphakathi kwamabili. Ngaba nesibindi sokuhlala nabangane, futhi izingane zashaqeka - lokhu kwakungenzeki ngaphambili.
Ngizabalaza nami. Angizivumeli ukuthi ngingene kumaphijama ami ngaphambi kuka-9pm. Izingane sezikhulile, ngisalindele ukuthi ngiyeke nini ukuba umzali, ngijabule futhi ngiqale ukuziphilela ubumnandi bami kuphela. Kodwa lokho akubonakali kwenzeka.
Kodwa-ke, ake ngicaphune u-Elena Malysheva: "Lokhu kujwayelekile!"