Masihambe: Izihlahla zikaKhisimusi ezitolo ezinkulu, amaSanta Clauses eMcDonald's. Sizama ukudala, ukubamba, bukhoma ukuza koNyaka Omusha njengeholide. Futhi kuba kubi nakakhulu. Ngoba injabulo nobumnandi kufika kuphela lapho konke kukuhle ebuhlotsheni nawe. Futhi esikhundleni sokuhlunga izimpilo zethu, sidla ama-neuroses ngemayonnaise futhi sizibuze ukuthi kungani uNyaka Omusha ungalethi ukuvuselelwa. Ukuyilungiselela sekunesikhathi eside kuphenduke iholidi, lapho izibaluli zithatha okuqukethwe.
Lapha, kubonakala sengathi bathenge kuphela amakesi amasha epensela ezingane ngo-September 1 kanye nezicathulo «zekwindla» - ngokwabo, futhi othile usevele walengisa i-garland kaNcibijane efasiteleni, futhi ikhanya ngokungavamile kuvulandi ophambene, lapho owesifazane ogqoke ingubo ephinki njalo uyabhema. Iminyaka emibili endaweni efanayo.
Noma mhlawumbe kubonakala kimi ukuthi akuyona isigqi? Mhlawumbe ngilahlekelwe isigqi ngakho-ke ngicabanga ukuthi kusesekuseni kakhulu ukuthi ngilungiselele uNyaka Omusha. Ngoba kuyini ukusetshenziswa kokulungiswa kwesivunguvungu, uma sazi kuphela ukuthi singazilungiselela kanjani, kodwa asazi ukuthi singajabula kanjani futhi sivumele okusha empilweni yethu nhlobo. Futhi uMsombuluko emva koMsombuluko, unyaka nonyaka, kuba yizilch, hhayi impilo entsha.
Uvula iwindi, amakhekheba eqhwa amabili andizela ekamelweni. Manje? Iqhwa akukabi wuNcibijane. Khona-ke ugogo womuntu noma umzanyana akakwazi ukukumela, usike ikhekheba leqhwa elikhulu kangaka elinezimbobo ephepheni, kodwa hhayi eyodwa, bese ulinamathisela engilazini. Ngoba ufuna kakhulu iholide kanye nesizathu senjabulo. Nokunethezeka okwengeziwe, njengasesithombeni esivela encwadini enezindaba zikaKhisimusi.
Ngezinye izikhathi ubamba into enjalo kusihlwa - i-moody: iqhwa liyawa, isibani sikhanya, izihlahla zenza izithunzi - bese uyithumela ku-Instagram (inhlangano eyeqisayo evinjelwe eRussia).
Futhi-ke, ngifuna kube ndawana thize njengasekhadini leposi: indlu embozwe iqhwa, indlela iyasuswa, futhi kukhuphuka intuthu kushimula. Kepha sisedolobheni ngakho-ke siqopha amakhekheba eqhwa emafasiteleni, okuthi, ngendlela, ungathenga esenziwe ngomumo endlini, esevele eseglue futhi ecwebezelayo. Futhi isithombe, nakuba i-gif enendlu ethokomele ezindaweni zeqhwa namafasitela akhanyayo, ingaba ngcono ku-Facebook (inhlangano eyeqisayo evinjelwe eRussia). Uthanda futhi ulingise...
Kodwa awukho umuzwa weholide.
Izingubo ezifanele, amaphathi alungile, ukudla okulungile kumasayithi okupheka
Emahholo e-marble abandayo ezakhiwo zamahhovisi, ngaphandle kokulinda amakhekheba eqhwa emvelo okuqala, ama-reindeer kumafreyimu ocingo aqala futhi khona lapho, izihlahla zikaKhisimusi zokwenziwa, njengezithuthukisi ze-flavour, futhi nxazonke, amabhokisi angenalutho aneminsalo, ephepheni lokugoqa elikhanyayo. . Njengezipho. Futhi izibani, izibani ezimbalini ezonga amandla. Izimpawu Zonyaka Omusha wezohwebo kanye noKhisimusi ofanayo. Akukho ongakusho ngezitolo: I-hysteria yangaphambi kukaNcibijane iyinjini yokuhweba. Ithemba loshintsho lihlala lithengisa kahle.
Khona-ke, ah! - Izihlahla zikaKhisimusi ezibukhoma sezingenisiwe. Ngifuna ukukhuphuka, ngihogele, ngisuse inhlaka emgqonyeni, ngihlikihle izinaliti ezandleni zami ... Uyazama ukuzibandakanya. Awukho umuzwa weholide.
Bese iqala ukubilisa: "O, kunzima kangakanani ukukhetha izipho zawo wonke umuntu!", "Kodwa ukupakisha! Okwethusayo! ”,“ Futhi bangithumele isixhumanisi esizeni - lapho unga-oda noma yikuphi okweqisayo njengesipho ”,“ Izazi zezinkanyezi zelulekani? Imiphi imibala yokugubha uNyaka Omusha? Ukwethuka, anginayo ingubo ephuzi!”, “Ingabe undizela ndawana thize ukuze ugubhe uNyaka Omusha? Kuphi lapho?”, “Manje sekwephuze kakhulu ukufuna okuthile, ukuvakasha kukaNcibijane kusetshenziswa izinyanga eziyisithupha noma unyaka”, “Sibhukhe itafula. Cha, yonke into isivele ithathwe lapho, le ndawo KANJE!
"Ake simnike umfanekiso wengulube - lokhu kuwuphawu lonyaka ozayo." Bese kuthi lemihlambi yezingulube ilale eduze kwamakhompyutha, iqoqa uthuli.
Izingubo ezifanele, amaqembu afanele, izitsha ezifanele kumasayithi okupheka, "njengoba uhlangana, ngakho uchitha ...", "hhayi KANJANI, kodwa NOBANI"! Futhi nobani? Nobani? - futhi umbuzo onzima, ophikisanayo ... Futhi kubonakala sengathi akulona iholide eliza kithi, kodwa ukuphela komhlaba.
Eqinisweni, imvula ina ngomhla ka-31, kodwa akusenandaba, ngoba sigcwele iqhwa lokufakelwa kanye "nezimvula" zokwenziwa futhi, ukhathele, ngubani ondiza eMaldives, othenga ibhodlela lotshwala lwe-cognac ukuze akhushulwe ePyaterochka. futhi iyagubha, ibungaza kuze kube sekupheleni ...
Futhi akukho injabulo.
Ngoba injabulo ayiveli enyoka esibukweni kanye namakhukhamba anosawoti kahle etafuleni. Ngenxa yokuthi konke lokhu kushaya kwenkunzi akunalutho - ukulindela okuphakade, okumnandi kunokunambitha, lokhu kulungiselelwa kwaphakade kanye noshintsho olunesizotha olusuka kulokho okuthiwa okudala kuya kokucatshangwa ukuthi lusha, lokhu kuqaliswa, okufakwe ngobuciko ngama-totems - amakhandlela kanye nokucwebezela kwezibuko.
Konke lokhu kungenza futhi kufanele kuyenze ibe yinhle impilo, kodwa uma ukuphila ngokwako kuwukulindela kuphela: NgoLwesihlanu, amaholide, uNyaka Omusha, khona-ke ubumnandi obuvela kule nqubo buvelaphi? Kudingeka amandla engqondo engeziwe nokuzimisela ukubuyekeza, ukusetha kabusha, izindaba ezintsha nemicimbi kunokulenga ama-icicles engilazi nokuphuza i-champagne. Kodwa i-champagne ivame ukukhawulelwa kukho konke.
Labo abangawamisi amaphupho abo namakhono abo phakathi nezinsuku, ekuvumelaneni, ukuthengwa kwempahla kubungaza okuhle kakhulu.
Futhi labo abagubha okuhle kakhulu yilabo abaletha ushintsho ezimpilweni zabo futhi benze izinto ngokuphindaphindiwe - hhayi ngokwekhalenda, kodwa ngenxa yesidingo. Ubani ongenaso isikhathi sokulungiselela okuthile isikhathi eside noma ukuyibeka phansi - umatasa kakhulu namuhla. Ubani ozizwa endaweni yakhe, uhilelekile kule nqubo, uyazi ukuthi wenza okuthile okubalulekile, okungenani yena ngokwakhe.
Ubani onentshisekelo yokuphila ngomgomo, kungakhathaliseki isimo sezulu, imvelo, noma yiziphi izimiso nezimo. Futhi ongazange aminzise izifiso zakhe, amaphupho, amakhono ezinsukwini esiphithizelayo, ekuvumelaneni, ekuthengeni. Futhi ngenxa yezenzakalo eziningi ekuphileni kwakhe, akaqapheli ngempela: iholide lisemthethweni lapho namuhla ngokwekhalenda, ngempelasonto noma phakathi nesonto. Ini?! Unyaka omusha? Futhi? Kuhle! Asigubhe! Hawu nakho konke lokho.
Omunye engangijwayelene naye, umculi we-saxophone, wake wafika emcimbini kaNcibijane ejabule futhi washo into emangalisayo: “Sadlala nomculi kamaskandi esibhedlela, ephathini yezinkampani zabahlengikazi. Ooooh! Kunjalo! Banobuso… Futhi bayamamatheka… Impela, umuntu. Futhi ngamajazi amhlophe. Ibanga lobudala lisukela ku-20 kuye ku-80. Siwadlala ngokuzolile okuhlukile, ingemuva, ukuze singaphazamisi itafula le-buffet. Siyadlala, siyadlala, bese kufika intokazi futhi ithi ngokuzimisela: kungenzeka yini ukwenza okuthile ngalo mdanso onomusa? Sicabanga - wow. Futhi babanikeza umdanso. Sekuqalile yini! Badansa kanjani! Sekuyisikhathi eside ngingakuboni lokhu: kumnandi, akukho ukubukisa, akukho ukubukisa, kodwa ukuthi kuhle kanjani! Ngize ngawavala amehlo ukuze ngingangeni futhi ngandlela thize ngikwazi ukuqhubeka nokudlala. Kodwa banomsebenzi onzima, odade. Bakhona ukuze basindise ukuphila. Nokho, badinga ukuphumula ... Futhi basiphatha mina noSeryoga njengabaculi nanjengamadoda. Ozithobayo. Futhi sahamba. "
Sadansa saqhubeka nempilo yethu.
Singena onyakeni omusha njengamaslippers amadala
Kodwa kwabaningi, ngo-January 2, isihlahla siqala ukubhidlika, ithoyizi, ngisho nenhlanzi encane, ishelela kukhaphethi isuka egatsheni, futhi yilapho uNyaka Omusha uphela khona. Ngomcabango othi "into edinga ukuguqulwa", uqamba amanga futhi ubukele ngokuvilapha isiqephu sokuqala esithi "Indawo yomhlangano ayinakushintshwa" futhi uzwe ukuthi isongo senyoka eneso lesimaragidu sinyamalele, nakuba ngayizolo usuvele ubukele Inkulumo ethi "Futhi Manje Oyi-Humpbacked!" …
Impelasonto iphela, “injabulo entsha” ngandlela-thile ayizizeli ngokwayo. Ungena onyakeni omusha njengama-slippers amadala, ubekezelele ukucindezeleka kwangemva kweholide ezinyaweni zakho, futhi ngoMeyi 1 ugeza amafasitela, ukhuhle ikhekheba leqhwa efasiteleni futhi uthethise izingane ngenxa yokuthi ingcina iqine kakhulu. Awu, otshala ikhekheba leqhwa on the «Moment»?