"IziKronike zeCougar": Umhlalaphansi oneminyaka engu-85 uyenga izinsizwa

Ubani owathi abantu abadala abakwazi ukuthandana, benze uthando futhi babe nezigemegeme? Umuntu ohola impesheni wase-USA ufakazela ngesibonelo sakhe ukuthi kule minyaka eyishumi yesishiyagalolunye yokuphila ungazizwa ukhanga futhi ungazinciki lutho.

UHattie Retroudzh oneminyaka engu-85 ubudala waseNew York unezingane ezimbili nabazukulu abathathu. Kungabonakala sengathi kufanele asebenzise sonke isikhathi sakhe sokuphumula ekwenzeni izinto “ezifanele” abantu abadala: ukuxhumana nomndeni, ukulima, ukuluka, ukupheka ... Nokho, ohola impesheni wakhetha indlela yokuphila ehluke ngokuphelele. Owesifazane ujola nezinsizwa, weluleka amakhasimende ngezindaba zobudlelwano, futhi ubhala incwadi ekhuluma ngabathandanayo.

U-Retrowedge wahlukanisa nomyeni wakhe ngo-1984 eneminyaka engu-48 ubudala. Akazange ajabule ngokuthi umyeni wakhe wayesebenza kancane futhi engakwazi ukukhokhela imfundo yezingane zasekolishi. Khona-ke le ntokazi yanquma ngokuqinile ukuthi kusukela manje izojola nezinsizwa kuphela.

Ngokusho kwakhe, abalingani abangaphansi kweminyaka engu-40, ngokungafani nontanga yakhe, banesifiso sokuvelela futhi banenjongo. Banethemba ngekusasa futhi benza izinhlelo, kanti ohola impesheni uyathanda ukubeseka. Ngaphezu kwalokho, amadoda aneminyaka yobudala awahambisani nowesifazane, ngoba awajwayele ukunakekela injabulo yomlingani nokuthi ufinyelela ku-orgasm.

“Angikakahlangani nendoda engafuni ukulala nami”

Ngesinye isikhathi, ohola impesheni wayefuna abathandi ku-Tinder futhi waqhubeka nezinsuku ezintathu ngesonto. Uyaqhosha: “Angikahlangani nendoda engafuni ukulala nami.

Noma kunjalo, i-Retrouge ayingeni ebudlelwaneni nayo yonke insizwa. Imvamisa umbhangqwana uthumela endaweni ethile ukuyophuza, futhi uma inhlansi igijima phakathi kwabo, bese beya ekhaya e-Retrouge, uma kungenjalo, bese behlakazeka ngokuthula. Ngolunye usuku, ohola impesheni wafaka isikhangiso ephephandabeni, evuma ukuthi wayefuna ukulala nendoda engaphansi kweminyaka engu-35 ubudala. Wathola imiyalezo eminingi evela kwabafunayo.

Kwesinye isikhathi ucansi lukhula lube ubuhlobo obujulile. Ngakho, isikhathi esithile lona wesifazane wahlangana noJohn oneminyaka engu-39 ubudala. Ngo-2018, baze babonakala ndawonye ohlelweni lwethelevishini olunikezelwe imibhangqwana enomehluko omkhulu weminyaka. Nokho, ngemva nje kokuqopha, lo mbhangqwana wanquma ukuhamba.

“Akuwona amadoda kuphela angaba namakhosikazi amancane. Ngiphendule umdlalo

Njengamanje, inhliziyo yowesifazane waseMelika ikhululekile futhi, kodwa ubhekene nenkinga engalindelekile. Ama-akhawunti akhe ku-Tinder ne-Match avinjiwe, ngakho manje ohola impesheni ufuna uthando kusevisi ye-Bumble. Abaningi babangane bakhe bathola uthando lapho, futhi uRetrowedge akahlelile ukusala ngemuva kwabo. “Izolo insizwa yakwa-Israel ingishayele ucingo yathi ingithanda. Kwakuhle!" wabelana.

Ngaphezu kwalokho, ohola impesheni muva nje waqala umsebenzi ku-autobiography, ahlela ukuyibiza ngokuthi "IziKronike ze-Cougar". Lona wesifazane uqinisekile ukuthi ulwazi lwakhe luzosiza abanye besifazane abadala ukuthi bangene ebudlelwaneni nabantu abasha. “Akuwona amadoda kuphela angaba namakhosikazi amancane. Ngiwushintshile umdlalo!” I-Retrowedge iyagcizelela.

Ubeluleka ngani abesifazane abafuna ukuzizwa be-sexy lapho sebekhulile? Iresiphi yakhe ilula: udinga ukushaya indlwabu, ubuke amafilimu avusa inkanuko, usekele umlingani futhi ungakhohlwa ngomsebenzi womzimba. Khona-ke ukuphila kobulili futhi ngemva kweminyaka engu-80 kuyoba phezulu!

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