Uyakhumbula ukuthi ngubani uBilly Milligan? Lona ngumuntu oke wahlushwa ukuphazamiseka kwengqondo. Ukuxilongwa - Ubuntu obuningi. Kwelinye lekhanda lakhe, abantu abahlukene abangama-24 baphila ndawonye! Kepha unokufana okuningi nomama ojwayelekile ojwayelekile.
Umbono wokufuna ukwazi wavela kumama osemncane … Ngonyaka odlule, wazala indodakazi, uKira, ambiza ngothando ngokuthi uBusinka. Ubuhlalu busewusana, ngakho-ke uVika usanda kuqala ukwenza ukutholwa ezweni elingaziwa lokuba ngumama. Futhi hhayi kuphela ukukwenza, kepha futhi nokwakha! Isibonelo, owesifazane osemusha ukholelwa ukuthi wonke umama uyakwazi ukuhlanganisa okungahambisani - izimfanelo ezinjalo, okungabonakala, azihambelani ngokuphelele.
"Ukube uDaniel Keyes wayengabhali incwadi ekhuluma ngoBilly Milligan, kodwa eyangibhalela yona, kwakuzobonakala kuyiproza, kepha kwakuhlekisa futhi kuyindida… Ngoba bangu-10 kuphela ubuntu kimi, futhi bonke bangomama," esho. Bonke laba omama abayishumi bazwana ngokuthula impela. “Kodwa cha, cha, yebo, futhi kukhona ozoqhamuka nokucekela phansi,” kuhleka uVictoria. Ake sijwayelane.
1. Umama uyashisa… Umama osekhulile one-hyperprotection syndrome.
Ukugoqa izingane kuyingozi. Kungadingeka ukuthukuthela. Umzimba wokugaya umzimba wengane uphakeme kunowomuntu omdala, ngakho-ke akagodoli, kuyabanda kuwe, futhi ikhanda lakhe liyajuluka.
2. Uyagodola umama… Iwele likamama liyashisa ngokubukeka okuphambene ngqo.
Damn, okusalungiswa. Brrr, kuyabanda, ngama-degrees Celsius angama-20 kuphela, ngoJulayi cishe kuyisithwathwa (kubheka ukuthi ngabe i-SMS mayelana namakhaza angajwayelekile avela kuMnyango Wezimo Eziphuthumayo). Kuyashisa kuwe, kodwa ingane ayikwazi ukusho ukuthi iyabanda. Okungcono ukugqoka ihembe, ukushisa kwamathambo akubuhlungu.
3. Umama weZen… I-nigga encane enomuzwa ongabonakali wehlazo. Noma kunjalo, ayiqinile.
Yini, ndodakazi? Ngabe ufuna ukusabalalisa izinto o-ayinile nje? KULUNGILE. Ngizoqoqa… ke, manje ngizoqeda ukwakha umbhoshongo wezitsha ezingcolile. Ini? Ukudla i-lipstick engiyithandayo evela ku-Estee Lauder? Kulungile… Ngizokuphenya kokuphakelayo ku-Instagram.
4. Umama uyintombazane ephathini. Intombi yomama kaZen, isencane, ijabule futhi inamandla, kepha hhayi kakhulu.
IDisco-disco… I-Vinishko-booze, imibuthano yamantombazane, izithende, izindawo zokudlela ezinhle… Ah-ah, khululeka… Kira… KULUNGILE, Google, ungayishiya kanjani ingane encane yodwa amahora ambalwa ngaphandle kokubiza i-exorcist?
5. Umama okhonondayo… Uthanda ukuhleleka, inhlanzeko futhi uyakuzonda ukuthanda nokuhlekisa kwezingane.
Hhayi-e-wami… Ngisanda kuqeda ukukha uphizi phansi, ngageza izindonga komaka, ngahlukanisa okusanhlamvu namakhoba. Ngabe akunakwenzeka ukuhlala buthule imizuzu eyi-10, kubukeka sengathi unyaka wesibili uhambile, kumele ngiqonde…
6. Umama uyikhayithi. Uthwala ingane ngamazinyo akhe, akashiyi muntu, akasoze, nganoma yini. Ngokwakhe ukuzondla, uqobo ukulala, konke kukodwa.
Sthandwa sami, wami, wami, wami…
7. Mama uVanilla… Ukukhala, imizwa, ukubhonga nemizwa ngawo wonke amathuba.
Ukumamatheka kwendodakazi kufana nokukhanya, ichopho lephiko lengilosi. Ikhula ngokushesha kangakanani, udinga ukugcina konke - ukukhiya izinwele, izinyo lokuqala, inabukeni lokuqala…
8. Umama obulalayo… Umama onenkani futhi okholelwa ezeni, olungele ukuvumela noma ngubani ongene esikhaleni sengane yakhe ekugxiliseni.
Ungabuki i-askance maqondana nengane yami! Hhayi phefumula! Musa ukumemeza! Ungathinti!
9. Umama obalulekile… Unobulungu obungapheli kuqembu lama- # Yazhmothers. Wazi konke kangcono.
I-Hospadaya, laba omama bazobulala izingane, kuyadingeka ukucubungula inkaba ngamanzi e-sulfuric enyangeni enciphile, hhayi eyokufika. Manje indodakazi yami ibheka uBrodsky unyaka, ngokushelelayo, kepha iqabula kuyo.
10. Futhi kukhona mina, mina nje… UVika, oneminyaka engama-30 futhi # ngingumama ongaphelele, ngifuna ukulala nje ngithule.
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