Isikhulu esiphezulu seTesla, esakha izimoto zikagesi, iziphuphutheki namarokhethi U-Elon Musk usebenza amahora angama-80 kuya kwangama-90 ngesonto… Akalokothi aphumule, futhi uthathe iholidi kabili kuphela empilweni yakhe, futhi nalawo awazange aphumelele. Kazi omunye wosomabhizinisi odume kakhulu emhlabeni ulala adle nini?
Kuvela lokho U-Elon akanakho ukudla! Ngaphandle kwesimiso sakhe esimatasa, Usomabhizinisi udla akufunayo nokuthi ufuna nini: futhi lokhu kungaba ngesikhathi sokuvunywa kweprojekthi yerokhethi elisha ngesixhumanisi sevidiyo noma ekwethulweni kwemoto entsha yakwaTesla.
Imvamisa usozigidi akanaso isikhathi sokudla kwasekuseni, ngakho-ke egijima uphuza inkomishi yekhofi futhi udla ibha kashokoledi IMars. Mhlawumbe ukukhetha okunengqondo komuntu ozama ukuya eMars, kepha hhayi komuntu ofuna ukuba nempilo eplanethi yethu. Yize lapha u-Elon Musk evuma ukuthi uyabuqonda bonke ububi: "Ngizama ukunciphisa ukusetshenziswa kwamaswidi, ngizama ukudla i-omelet nekhofi ngesidlo sasekuseni." O, akakaze ahlukane nesigaxa sekhofi.
Isidlo sasemini seqhawe lethu imvamisa asibalulekile njengokudla kwasekuseni. Yonke into umsizi wakhe amlethela yona ngesikhathi semihlangano, u-Elon udla ngemizuzu emihlanu. Mhlawumbe kungenzeka angaboni nokuthi yini ayifaka emlonyeni wakhe ngesikhathi sedina. Yize isidlo esinjalo kungabizwa ngokuthi isidlo sasemini. Kepha uyavuma ukuthi nalokhu umkhuba omubi - ukudla ngaphandle kokubheka.
Esikhundleni salokho, uMusk ugxila esidlweni sakusihlwa, esivame ukwenzeka ngendlela yomhlangano webhizinisi. Ukholelwa ukuthi nakho lokhu kuphazamisa kakhulu ukudla okuqondayo. "Ukudla kwamabhizinisi yiso kanye isikhathi lapho ngidla kakhulu kakhulu," kuvuma u-Elon Musk.
Yebo, ukudla kwebhiliyoni kwakungenjalo njalo. Ngemva kokuthuthela eCanada esuka eNingizimu Afrika eneminyaka engu-17 ubudala, uMusk wayehlala ezindlini zomzala kamama wakhe. Ngaleso sikhathi, wayengumfundi ompofu, futhi wanquma ukuzama, esikhundleni sokudabuka: sebenzisa idola elilodwa kuphela ngosuku ekudleni! Okwesikhashana, wakwazi ukuba khona kanjalo, edla izinja ezishisayo namawolintshi kuphela (ngemuva kwakho konke, udinga amavithamini okungenani, nguNkulunkulu!). Manje u-Elon uyavuma ukuthi ngaphezu kwakho konke uthanda ukudla kwaseFrance (isobho lika-anyanisi, iminenke ye-escargot) nezitsha zokosa inyama.
Ukudla okunomsoco komunye wabosozigidigidi abasezingeni eliphezulu emhlabeni akuhambi kahle. Kodwa ubani okufanele asolwe? Akekho umuntu. U-Elon Musk uyaqondakala ngempela, ngoba usenzela ikusasa elingcono sonke. Mhlawumbe u-Elon Musk udla ikusasa lesidlo sasekuseni. Futhi uthanda ngempela lokhu kunambitheka.