“Ngicabanga ukuthi sekuyisikhathi sokuthi uyopakisha ipotimende lakho”,umbelethisi wami waseScotland wangitshela amahora ambalwa ngaphambi kokubeletha kwami.
Ngihlala eParis, kodwa ngenza ukukhetha ukuyobelethela ezweni engidabuka kulo ukuze ngikwazi ukuba nomndeni wami, kodwa futhi ngoba lapho, ukukhulelwa akuyona inkinga. Emasontweni amathathu ngaphambi kokuba nginqume, mina nomngane wami saqala uhambo lwethu lokusuka eFrance siya eScotland ngemoto. Asiyona imvelo ekhathazekile! Abesifazane banokukhetha phakathi kwesibhedlela noma “Izikhungo Zokuzalwa” ezidume kakhulu. Izalwa ngendlela engokwemvelo ezindaweni zokugeza, endaweni epholile. Ngangingenawo ngempela umqondo enganginawo mayelana nokubeletha kwami ngoba asihleli kusenesikhathi, kodwa kusukela ekufinyezweni kokuqala, ngalahlekelwa ukukhululeka kwami kwaseScottish, futhi ngancenga odokotela ukuba banginikeze i-epidural, isenzo esiwumphumela. okungajwayelekile kithi.
Njengoba uhlelo lusho, kwakusele kancane kudlule amahora angu-24 selokhu safika mina no-Oscar ekhaya. Umbelethisi ufika kumama osemncane izinsuku eziyishumi zilandelana ukuze amsize futhi ameseke ekumiseni ukuncelisa. Ingcindezi inamandla impela, futhi akuvamile ukuzwa abantu begxambukela ezinqumweni zabesifazane, bebabuza ukuthi kungani bengazincelisi izingane zabo. U-Oscar wayenganesi kahle ngenxa yenkinga ye-frenulum yolimi. Ngayeka ngemva kwezinyanga ezimbili, ngizizwa nginecala. Ngokubheka emuva, ngiyasamukela lesi sinqumo esavumela indodana yami ukuba idle ngendlela evamile. Senza ngokusemandleni ethu!
“Azikho izingane endaweni yokucima ukoma ngemva kuka-19pm! ” Yilokhu umnikazi wendawo yokucima ukoma lapho mina nomngane wami esasidlala khona amabhilidi asitshela khona ngobunye kusihlwa, u-Oscar wafaka ngokuthula ekamelweni lakhe elithokomele eduze kwethu. I-Scotland iyizwe elibhekene nenkinga yotshwala phakathi kwezingane, ngakho-ke, lo mthetho awunjalo, noma ngabe umncane okukhulunywa ngaye enezinyanga ezingu-6 ubudala. Ngokubuyisela, izwe "lilungele izingane". Indawo yokudlela ngayinye inetafula layo elishintshayo, izihlalo zezingane kanye nekhona elihlukile ukuze abancane bakwazi ukudlala. E-Paris, ngihlala ngizibheka njengenhlanhla yokuthola indawo yendodana yami. Ngiyazi ukuthi i-megalopolis akufanele iqhathaniswe nezwe lami elakhiwe amadolobhana amancane asemaphandleni. Izingane zikhuliswa ngokuhlanganyela nemvelo, izakhi zemvelo. Siyadoba, sihamba ngezinyawo, sihamba ehlathini ngisho nalapho lina, okuwukuphila kwethu kwansuku zonke! Ngaphandle kwalokho, kuyangihlekisa ukubona abantu baseFrance abancane beqoqene ngokushesha nje lapho kubanda kancane. E-Scotland, izingane zisaphuma zigqoke izikhindi nezikibha ngoNovemba. Asigijimeli kudokotela wezingane lapho sithimula kancane: sikhetha ukungethuki futhi sivumele izifo ezincane ziphile.
"AmaHaggis acashe ezintabeni naseLoch Ness echibini." Abancane banyakaziswa umsindo wezindaba zendabuko.Ngangifundela u-Oscar inganekwane yaseScottish njalo kusihlwa ukuze azi amasiko ethu. Uyazi ukuthi emahlathini ethu kuhlala ama-fairies (amaKelpies) okungafanele aphazamiseke. Ngibheke e-France izifundo zokudansa zase-Scottish, ezibalulekile kumasiko ethu. Izingane ziyifunda esikoleni samabanga aphansi futhi njalo ngoKhisimusi, zifaka umbukiso ngezingubo ezijwayelekile: abafana abancane bakwi-kilt yebo! U-Oscar kumele ajwayelane nabo, ngoba uma eke wafuna ukushada eScotland, sishwiba amahips okungenani amahora amabili emidansweni yethu yesintu. Isidlo sethu sesizwe, i-Haggis (eqanjwe ngesilwane sethu esicatshangelwayo), sihambisana nemikhosi yethu. Lapho nje amazinyo eqala ukuvela, ama-Scots awadla nomndeni wawo futhi ngezinye izikhathi ngamaSonto ngesidlo sasekuseni sase-Scottish. Anginangqondo ngalawa ma-brunch enginenkinga yokuwangenisa lapha. Kumelwe kushiwo ukuthi amaFulentshi awakwazi neze ukucabanga ukushintshanisa i-croissant, i-toast kanye ne-jam yesisu sezimvu zethu esigcwele inhliziyo, isibindi namaphaphu. Ubumnandi bangempela!
Amathiphu omama baseScotland
- Kusukela ngenyanga yesi-8 yokukhulelwa, ogogo batusa ukuphuza itiye leqabunga le-raspberry nsuku zonke ukuze kube lula ukubeletha.
- Kuyadingeka ukugwema izindawo ezithile ezinezingane ehlobo ngoba zigcwele omiyane, okuthiwa ama-midges. Sesijwayele ukuthi singabakhiphi abancane uma besondela.
- Ngivame ukuthenga ama-diapers, ama-wipes nokudla kwezingane e-Scotland, okushibhile kakhulu kunase-France.