UMikhail Labkovsky. Ngisho noma ungakaze ube nentshisekelo kusayikholoji, leli gama cishe ulazi. Isazi sokusebenza kwengqondo esifundwa amakholomu, izingxoxo zihlukaniswa zibe izingcaphuno, ziphawulwe futhi zithunyelwe komunye nomunye ngamakhulu, izinkulungwane zabantu. Abaningi bayamncoma, abanye uyabacasula. Kungani? Uthini futhi ubhalani lapho? Okusha ngokuyisisekelo? Okungavamile? Amathiphu omlingo, namanje akwaziwa? Akukho okufana nalokhu.
Empeleni, uthi ekuphileni kufanele wenze lokho okufunayo kuphela. Futhi bonke labo bantu baqale baxwaye: O, YEBO? Lapha uLabkovsky uyaqeda: uma ungafuni, ungakwenzi. Ungalokothi. Wonke umuntu wethukile futhi: akunakwenzeka! Akucabangeki! Futhi yena: ungamangali ukuthi awujabule, awugcwaliseki, awuphumuli, awuzithembi, cha, cha, cha…
Kwaba yisambulo. Umbono wezwe wabantu abatshelwa kusukela ebuntwaneni mayelana nomuzwa wokuzibophezela, labo aba uthisha enkulisa, ngisho nomama ekhaya, wayethanda ukuphinda: awukwazi ukuthi yini oyifunayo.
Sonke siyaqaphela, sakhiwe, esijwayele ukunqoba futhi sizikhumbuze: «ukufuna akulimazi.» Ngakho-ke, umbono womphakathi waqale wadideka. Kodwa amanye ama-daredevils akuzamile, akuthanda. Cha, babehlala besola ukuthi ukwenza okufunayo kuhle. Bengazi nje ukuthi kuhle ukwenza okufunayo. Abakwazanga nokuqagela.
Bese-ke kufika isazi sokusebenza kwengqondo futhi ngokuzethemba okukhulu, sisho ngokuqondile: ukuze kungabi buhlungu kakhulu - udinga ukwenza lokho ozikhethayo kuphela. Njalo ngomzuzu. Futhi ungakhathazeki kusengaphambili ukuthi kubukeka kanjani emehlweni omuntu. Uma kungenjalo, bathi, uzogula, ucindezeleke futhi uhlale ngaphandle kwemali.
Futhi asibona abantu abangaziwa ... ekuqaleni wonke umuntu wayecabanga. Njengokuthi: "Sikhetha, sikhethiwe, njengoba ngokuvamile akuhambisani ..." Kodwa kwakukhona abantu abaningi abazama ukuphila ngokuvumelana "nemithetho yeLabkovsky", futhi bathola ukuthi: isebenza. Futhi, angazi, mhlawumbe batshele abangani babo ... Futhi igagasi lahamba.
I-Labkovsky iyisibonelo esiphilayo, sangempela, asisihle, asisona isibonelo sokuzamukela ngokuphelele.
Ngesikhathi esifanayo, u-Labkovsky ngokwakhe uyisibonelo esiphilayo, sangempela, hhayi esikhazimulayo, hhayi isibonelo se-photoshoped sokuzamukela ngokuphelele, impilo ngokujwayelekile, futhi, ngenxa yalokho, ukusebenza kahle kwemithetho yakhe. Ukuvuma ngokungananazi lokho Ngaya kofundela ukusebenza kwengqondo ngoba kwakufanele ngizixazulule ngokushesha izinkinga zami. Ini isikhathi esiningi sokuphila kwakhe wayene-neurotic eyingozi futhi waphula izinkuni, ngokwesibonelo, lapho elala nendodakazi yakhe, ukuthi wayebhema “njengohlanya” futhi wawela kuphela kwabesifazane ababengamnaki.
Futhi-ke inani leminyaka ehlala kulo msebenzi laphenduka ikhwalithi entsha futhi "wathatha indlela yokuqondisa." Ngakho uthi. Ngashaya imithetho ngayilandela. Futhi akanandaba ngempela ukuthi konke kubukeka kanjani ngaphandle.
Ubonakala ejabulile futhi ngombuzo othi: futhi yini, kunabantu abangenazo izakhiwo? Uphendula kanje: ungakholwa - kukhona amazwe angenazo izakhiwo!
Size sikholwe.
Wonke umuntu ukhathele, futhi wonke umuntu ufuna okuthile okuqondile, ama-vector angaphakathi agijimayo, njengokungathi kwikhampasi engasebenzi uzibuthe.
Futhi sinaso, mhlawumbe, isikhathi esingokomlando esinjalo? Isimo soguquko sokwazi kwabantu abaningi - nini Izimo zengqondo zempilo endala ziye zaphila isikhathi eside ngokwazo, kodwa ezintsha azikakhuliswa. Lapho “amasoseji” esizukulwane esiphakathi, imihlahlandlela yawo yangaphambili isibolile, iziphathimandla zilahlwa, izindlela zokupheka zabazali zempilo enhle zinenani lomlando kuphela ...
Futhi wonke umuntu ukhathele, futhi wonke umuntu ufuna okuthile okuqondile, ama-vector angaphakathi agijimayo, njengokungathi akwikhampasi engasebenzi uzibuthe, futhi abonise izinkomba ezahlukene: i-Freudianism, iBuddhism, i-yoga, imidwebo yesihlabathi, ukuthunga, ukuqina, i-dacha nendlu yedolobhana. …
Bese kufika uchwepheshe onolwazi futhi asho ngokuzethemba: yebo empilweni! … Yenza okufunayo, into esemqoka ukuthi uyayijabulela! Akunasijeziso, akulona ihlazo. Lokhu akunakwenzeka kuphela, kodwa kuyadingeka. Futhi ngokuvamile - yiyona ndlela kuphela eya enjabulweni.
Umelene nanoma yimuphi umzamo ngokwesimiso. Ngokumelene nakho konke “engingafuni ukudlula”, futhi nakakhulu ngobuhlungu
Ngaphezu kwalokho, isazi sokusebenza kwengqondo ngobuciko, ngokukholisayo, ngokukholisayo, ngezibonelo zesikhathi esidlule sezwe (kanye nokuphila kwawo wonke umuntu) sitshela ukuthi kungani siphikisana nanoma yimiphi imizamo ngokwesimiso. Ngokumelene nakho konke “engingafuni ukudlula”, futhi nakakhulu ngobuhlungu. Ngamafuphi, uphikisana nayo yonke into umuntu ojwayelekile, okhululekile, ophumelelayo ngokwengqondo angeke ayenze. (Kodwa ukuthathaphi lokhu?)
Sebenza ebudlelwaneni? - Ungenzi!
Ukuzihlukumeza ngokudla? "Hhayi-ke, uma ungazithandi kangako..."
Ukubekezelela ukungakhululeki? Ungaqali nokuqala.
Qilika endodeni? - Bheka, chitha, ulahlekelwe kokubili kanye nendoda ...
Izifundo nengane? Kusihlwa, izinyembezi, izimbobo ebhukwini lokubhalela? - Akukho lutho!
Ukuthandana nomuntu okucasulayokukufikisela izinyembezi? - Yebo, uyi-masochist!
Ukuhlala nowesifazane okuphoxayo? "Ngiyacela, uma uthanda ukuhlupheka..."
Ngiyaxolisa, yini? Ukubekezela nokusebenza kanzima? Ukuyekethisa? - Hhayi-ke, uma ufuna ukuletha ukukhathala ...
Gcina izingane zihlola? Madoda ukubaza kusukela bekuyini? Zimbe ngokwakho, hlaziya ukuhlukumezeka kwasebuntwaneni, khumbula lokho umama wakho akusho ngokucasula lapho uneminyaka emihlanu nokuthi ubaba wayebukeka kanjani? Kulahle! Ungenzi.
Nquma ukuthi yini oyifunayo ngempela futhi ukwenze. Futhi konke kuzolunga.
Akusilingi yini?
Yebo, kuyayenga kakhulu!
U-Labkovsky akanamahloni ngokugcizelela, ukugxeka nokukhomba ukuthi yiziphi izinyathelo okudingeka uzithathe.
Nakuba izihloko eziningi ezikhuluma nge-psychology ngokuvamile ziyimvelo yokweluleka engathathi hlangothi, engaphazamisi, ekhanyayo futhi ibhalwe ngokuvumelana nesimiso esiyinyumba "kungakhathaliseki ukuthi kwenzekani", futhi iseluleko esivela kubo singaqondwa ngalokhu nalokhuya, uLabkovsky akakwenzi lokho. angabaza ukugcizelela, ukugxeka kanye nokukhombisa ukuthi yisiphi isinyathelo okufanele usithathe.
Futhi zama, kusho uMikhail Labkovsky, zama ukungazihluphi ngesikhathi se-orgasm, Okungenani ngesikhathi se-orgasm! Leyo, uma uzizwa kahle - susa umuzwa wecala. Ubani ongeke ayithande? Hhayi-ke lo wumbono omusha kazwelonke! Futhi i-perpendicular kunangaphambili.
KODWA
Manje wonke umuntu uthola nje "imithetho yeLabkovsky", enambitha futhi ejabulela ukuthi konke kulula kakhulu: yenza okufunayo. Futhi ungakwenzi ongakufuni. Kodwa maduzane, maduze nje kuzovela ukuthi umuzwa wethu wesithupha odidekile kanye nobuchopho obugobile kunzima ukunquma ngokwesimiso ukuthi sifunani ngempela. Futhi ukulandela izifiso ngaphandle komkhuba akunakwenzeka ngokuphelele.
Makudlule unyaka noma emibili, bese sibona ukuthi kuyoba khona yini ukululama ngokuphelele nokuthi sizoba izwe elingenazo izakhiwo. Futhi ake sibone ukuthi abalandeli bakhe abashisekayo bazohlala isikhathi esingakanani nokuthi bazohlala noLabkovsky, manje abazama ukulandela iseluleko: «uma uzizwa kabi ebuhlotsheni, phuma ebuhlotsheni. Noma vakashela izikole zabesifazane ezithathayo...