Kukholakala ukuthi isisekelo, isisekelo sanoma yimuphi umagazini wokupheka, incwadi, noma iwebhusayithi, izindlela zokupheka. Akukho okunye, ngokomthetho, okungenzeka kungabi - kodwa zokupheka, sicela. Ufuna ukwazi umbono wami? Ukhathele yikho! Uma sikhuluma iqiniso, ubani ozidingayo? Ukuphila kufushane kakhulu futhi ukuyibulala ekufuneni izindlela zokupheka kuwukuchitha okungenangqondo, ngenhlanhla, ukuze upheke into ehlwabusayo, ayidingeki nhlobo.
Izandla ezinekhono, ummese obukhali, ukusebenzisa ingqondo nepani lokuthosa elihle kuyadingeka, kepha izindlela zokupheka azidingeki. Ngabe ufuna ukwazi ukuthi ungenza kanjani ngaphandle kokuyalelwa? .. Lo mbhalo awenzelwe omama bendlu noma abaninikhaya okufanele bavuke esitofini ngaphansi kwenduku nsuku zonke. Kungenxa yalabo abayithokozela ngempela inqubo yokupheka, beyibona njengobuciko nokuzilibazisa okumnandi, kepha hhayi umsebenzi. Uyemukelwa!
Okokuqala, udinga ukufunda umthetho olula: uma ungakwazi ukupheka okuthile ngokwendlela yokupheka, ngeke ukwazi ukukwenza ngaphandle kwayo… Le yi-axiom. Ukuze uhlaziye mahhala ngempela, udinga ukuqonda izinto eziyisisekelo, njengokuthi usika kahle u-anyanisi, ushise isoso, ushaye abamhlophe, "uyivimbe" inyama, ukuthi ukuthosa kuhluke kanjani ku-stewing, nama-anchovies avela ku-sprat, ukuthi kudingeka amanzi angakanani ukupheka i-pasta okuyi-capers, i-zira, i-al dente njalonjalo. Ngamafuphi, ukuze ufunde ukupheka ngaphandle kweresiphi, udinga nje ukufunda ukupheka, okungenani okuncane, ukuqala.
Umthetho wesibili: phuma emikhiqizweni, hhayi ekuphekeni… Lesi yisimiso esihlakaniphe kakhulu okufanele samukelwe ngisho nayilabo abangahleleli ukushiya izindlela zokupheka kungekudala. Zonke lezi zinhlu zokudla ziwusizo impela, kepha uyazi futhi njengoba ngenza, njengoba kwenzeka kaningi: lokho akukho, lokho akukho, kepha lowo akayithandi ngokubukeka nephunga, futhi uhlelo olwakhiwe ngaphambilini luwela kutartar. Kungcono kakhulu ukwakha isidlo sakho sasemini noma isidlo sakusihlwa uzungeze inhlanzi esanda kufakwa noma umlenze wewundlu othokozisayo owuthandayo, futhi uthenge lezo zinongo namakhambi ongawadinga ngawo.
Umthetho wesithathu: sebenzisa inhlanganisela yomkhiqizo efakazelwe… Noma yisiphi isidlo sifana ne-orchestra, futhi ukunambitheka kwe-symphony yakho kuncike ekutheni imikhiqizo ingadlala yodwa yini. Lapha ngeke ukwazi ukwenza ngaphandle kwezakudala ezidlule uvivinyo lwesikhathi. Encwadini emayelana nezinhlanganisela zokudla zakudala, sibale izinhlanganisela ezinjalo ezimbalwa ndawonye - zizwe ukhululekile ukubhekisela kulolu hlu ngezikhathi ezithile.
Okokuqala, udinga ukufunda umthetho olula: uma ungakwazi ukupheka okuthile ngokwendlela yokupheka, ngeke ukwazi ukukwenza ngaphandle kwayo… Le yi-axiom. Ukuze uhlaziye mahhala ngempela, udinga ukuqonda izinto eziyisisekelo, njengokuthi usika kahle u-anyanisi, ushise isoso, ushaye abamhlophe, "uyivimbe" inyama, ukuthi ukuthosa kuhluke kanjani ku-stewing, nama-anchovies avela ku-sprat, ukuthi kudingeka amanzi angakanani ukupheka i-pasta okuyi-capers, i-zira, i-al dente njalonjalo. Ngamafuphi, ukuze ufunde ukupheka ngaphandle kweresiphi, udinga nje ukufunda ukupheka, okungenani okuncane, ukuqala.
Umthetho wesibili: phuma emikhiqizweni, hhayi ekuphekeni… Lesi yisimiso esihlakaniphe kakhulu okufanele samukelwe ngisho nayilabo abangahleleli ukushiya izindlela zokupheka kungekudala. Zonke lezi zinhlu zokudla ziwusizo impela, kepha uyazi futhi njengoba ngenza, njengoba kwenzeka kaningi: lokho akukho, lokho akukho, kepha lowo akayithandi ngokubukeka nephunga, futhi uhlelo olwakhiwe ngaphambilini luwela kutartar. Kungcono kakhulu ukwakha isidlo sakho sasemini noma isidlo sakusihlwa uzungeze inhlanzi esanda kufakwa noma umlenze wewundlu othokozisayo owuthandayo, futhi uthenge lezo zinongo namakhambi ongawadinga ngawo.
Umthetho wesithathu: sebenzisa inhlanganisela yomkhiqizo efakazelwe… Noma yisiphi isidlo sifana ne-orchestra, futhi ukunambitheka kwe-symphony yakho kuncike ekutheni imikhiqizo ingadlala yodwa yini. Lapha ngeke ukwazi ukwenza ngaphandle kwezakudala ezidlule uvivinyo lwesikhathi. Encwadini emayelana nezinhlanganisela zokudla zakudala, sibale izinhlanganisela ezinjalo ezimbalwa ndawonye - zizwe ukhululekile ukubhekisela kulolu hlu ngezikhathi ezithile.
Ngithatha leli thuba, ngifuna ukubingelela kulabo abakhonondayo abangathandi ngempela lapho kuvela okuthile ngaphandle kwezindlela zokupheka kule bhulogi. Vula umkhombandlela weresiphi uzobona ukuthi manje sebengaphezu kwamakhulu amathathu, ngakho-ke uzohlala unokuthile okwenzayo. Kimi, ibhulogi yami ibaluleke kakhulu njengepulatifomu lapho ngingaveza khona isikhundla sami futhi ngikwazi ukuxhumana.
Futhi ekugcineni kwakho konke - njengethuba lokujabulisa abantu engingabazi, iningi labo (O tempora! O mores!) Abakaze bezwe ngemithetho yolimi lwaseRussia nokuzithoba okuyisisekelo. Ukwehla komculo kuphelile (yize, ngiyakhumbula, ngisho no-Arthur Conan Doyle wayekhathazeke kakhulu, ngenkathi ethathwa njengombhali wezindaba zabaseshi, engazinaki ngokuphelele ezinye izincwadi), ake siqhubeke.
Izindaba ze-Nightmare: ngeke kwenzeke ukushiya ngokuphelele izindlela zokupheka… Lapho ulungisa amasaladi noma, yithi, izitsha eziseceleni, ungazijikisa ubukhulu kuze kube yilapho uthola inhlanganisela enhle kakhulu. Ekubhaka, lokhu ngeke nje kusebenze: kufanelekile ukushintsha kancane ubukhulu kulokho ocabanga ukuthi uhlangothi oluhle kakhulu - futhi iresiphi enhle kakhulu yekhekhe noma isinkwa esisebenzayo iyophenduka into engavukanga, esindayo futhi engagayeki ( noma, mhlawumbe, kusadliwa). Uma kunjalo, ngizocacisa - lokhu akusebenzi kuphela ekubhakeni, kepha nakwezinye izimo, isibonelo, ubhiya owenziwe ekhaya - noma ukwenza ushizi.
Azikho izindaba ezimbi kangako: Ulwazi lokupheka kwendabuko lufiseleka kakhulu… Ngaphandle kokuthi abapheki besimanje bahlala bezama, bezisungulela izitsha ezintsha, ngamunye wabo usasekelwe ekuphekeni okungasetshenziswanga kwabantu - isiRashiya, isiNtaliyane, isiJapane, isiFulentshi. Ulwazi ngemigomo okulungiswa ngayo izitsha zikazwelonke kuzoba wusizo kuwe ukuze uzilungiselele ubuciko bakho. Okokuqala, iresiphi ngayinye enjalo iphelelisiwe amakhulu eminyaka nezinkulungwane zabomama, okwakukhona okuthile ababekufunda. Okwesibili, izindlela zokupheka zabantu ngokuvamile azilayishwa nge-tinsel ehlukahlukene - kulula ukuthola ukuthi yini, futhi ungahlala njalo ungeze ukuthinta kwakho. Okwesithathu, kumnandi nje.
Izindaba ze-Nightmare: ngeke kwenzeke ukushiya ngokuphelele izindlela zokupheka… Lapho ulungisa amasaladi noma, yithi, izitsha eziseceleni, ungazijikisa ubukhulu kuze kube yilapho uthola inhlanganisela enhle kakhulu. Ekubhaka, lokhu ngeke nje kusebenze: kufanelekile ukushintsha kancane ubukhulu kulokho ocabanga ukuthi uhlangothi oluhle kakhulu - futhi iresiphi enhle kakhulu yekhekhe noma isinkwa esisebenzayo iyophenduka into engavukanga, esindayo futhi engagayeki ( noma, mhlawumbe, kusadliwa). Uma kunjalo, ngizocacisa - lokhu akusebenzi kuphela ekubhakeni, kepha nakwezinye izimo, isibonelo, ubhiya owenziwe ekhaya - noma ukwenza ushizi.
Azikho izindaba ezimbi kangako: Ulwazi lokupheka kwendabuko lufiseleka kakhulu… Ngaphandle kokuthi abapheki besimanje bahlala bezama, bezisungulela izitsha ezintsha, ngamunye wabo usasekelwe ekuphekeni okungasetshenziswanga kwabantu - isiRashiya, isiNtaliyane, isiJapane, isiFulentshi. Ulwazi ngemigomo okulungiswa ngayo izitsha zikazwelonke kuzoba wusizo kuwe ukuze uzilungiselele ubuciko bakho. Okokuqala, iresiphi ngayinye enjalo iphelelisiwe amakhulu eminyaka nezinkulungwane zabomama, okwakukhona okuthile ababekufunda. Okwesibili, izindlela zokupheka zabantu ngokuvamile azilayishwa nge-tinsel ehlukahlukene - kulula ukuthola ukuthi yini, futhi ungahlala njalo ungeze ukuthinta kwakho. Okwesithathu, kumnandi nje. Kuzoqhutshwa.