1. Iwashi le-alamu elinga ... libaleke
Uma ufuna ukuhlakulela umkhuba wokuvuka nemisebe yokuqala yelanga noma uvele uyeke ukufika sekwephuzile emsebenzini ekuseni kakhulu, i-alamu egijimayo ingumsizi wakho ongcono kakhulu. Ngokwesimo, lokhu kuyinto ephakathi kwesikuta esincane se-gyro, isicoci se-robot vacuum cleaner kanye ne-lunar rover. Kodwa isici sayo esiyinhloko sihlukile: uma ngokungazelelwe unquma ukuvala i-alamu ecushiwe ngenkathi ulele kancane noma uzama ukuhlehlisa isignali, igajethi izohamba ngokuzenzakalelayo ekamelweni, ngaphandle kokuyeka ukwenza umsindo. Kuyathakazelisa ukuthi akesabi ukuwa emashalofini noma ematafuleni aseceleni kombhede, noma ukushaya ifenisha noma izindonga. Vuma, ukujaha iwashi le-alamu ekuseni kuyindlela engcono kakhulu yokuvuka ngokushesha!
2. Isigqoko esinefeni eyakhelwe ngaphakathi
Ukugcina ikhanda lakho emakhazeni kwelulekwa abadali bezaga zakudala zesiRashiya, futhi izingcweti zaseChina zalandela. Yilapho-ke abaqhamuka khona nombono wokunamathisela umlandeli omncane onamandla webhethri lelanga ku-visor yekepisi ye-baseball. Igajethi enemfashini nehlekisayo ngeke ivumele abanikazi bezinwele eziminyene ukuthi bajuluke ngaphansi kwelanga elishisayo.
3. Isitsha sokudla esinomsebenzi ophephile
Uma ulwa nomkhuba wokudla okunoshukela noma osindayo, tholela lezi ziqukathi ekhishini lakho. Banombukiso kuma-lids: kubonisa ukuthi yisiphi isikhathi isitsha esingavulwa ngokukhululekile, sisuse "ukuvinjelwa" lapho. Ngezinye izikhathi, cishe akunakwenzeka ukufinyelela okuqukethwe! Kuyathakazelisa ukuthi phakathi kokubuyekezwa kwamakhasimende, kwakukhona enye i-hack yokuphila ewusizo: abantu abaningi basebenzisa iziqukathi ukuze balawule izifiso zokudla okungapheli kuphela, kodwa futhi, ngokwesibonelo, ukuluthwa kwama-smartphones namaphilisi. Amagajethi afakwa esitsheni futhi akhiywe ngokungenabuntu, njengokungathi asendaweni ephephile, kuze kube isikhathi esithile. Bathi kwasiza kakhulu!
4. I-Smart Plug
Leli ithuluzi elikhulu ekulweni nokudla ngokweqile, ikakhulukazi kulabo abathanda ukudla phambi kwe-TV noma kukhompyutha. Imfoloko ixhumana ne-smartphone yakho ngohlelo lokusebenza olukhethekile futhi ibala ukuthi udla kangaki ngosuku, ukuhlafuna ukudla ngasiphi isivinini futhi ngamuphi umthamo. Ukuhlaziywa kwale datha kuphinde kunikezwe amathiphu awusizo okulungisa umsoco! Yiqiniso, akuqondakali ngokuphelele ukuthi ungadla kanjani, isibonelo, i-pizza ngemfoloko ...
5. Inkomishi enomsebenzi wokuzinyakazisa
Abathandi betiye le-matcha elinempilo noma i-cappuccino yemifino bayazi ukuthi igwebu liwela ngokushesha kangakanani kulezi ziphuzo. Futhi yilokho okubenza baphelele! Futhi, amakhosi aseShayina asiza: anikeze inkomishi ebonakala ijwayelekile enenjini encane eqinisekisa ukunyakaziswa okuqhubekayo kwesiphuzo ngaphakathi. Umphumela awuyona nje into ejabulisayo, kodwa futhi igajethi elula ngempela ezovumela isiphuzo sakho osithandayo ukuba sihlale sinegwebu futhi sixutshwe nokuvumelana okufunayo kuze kube sekupheleni kokuphuza.
6. Umnyango onetafula le-ping pong elakhelwe ngaphakathi
Lokhu okusunguliwe kubaluleke kakhulu kubanikazi bamafulethi amancane namahhovisi. Njengoba wazi, ukunyakaza kuwukuphila, yingakho kubaluleke kakhulu ukuzihlelela amakhefu asebenzayo phakathi nosuku lokusebenza. Ngendlela elula, iphaneli yomnyango wangaphakathi iyehla ukuze ibe indawo ekahle yethenisi yetafula. Imizuzu emihlanu yomdlalo othokozisayo nozakwenu noma abangani - futhi ugcwele amandla futhi! Vele ungakhohlwa ukuthola i-pair of rackets epholile kanye nesethi yamabhola omnyango onjalo.
7. Isiqeshana sentamo yefoni
Namuhla, izinkinga zomgogodla "zincane" kakhulu uma ziqhathaniswa nekhulu lesi-XNUMX. Futhi isizathu salokhu ama-smartphones! Uke waqaphela ukuthi singakanani isikhathi esisichitha endaweni engeyona eyemvelo? Ugobile, ikhala lakhe liphansi, umuntu wesimanje ucwile emhlabeni othakazelisayo wezinkundla zokuxhumana, izithunywa ezisheshayo nemidlalo yeselula. Ngaleso sikhathi, ama-osteopaths, ama-chiropractors kanye ne-neuropathologists bayaxwayisa: ungabamba ifoni ngokuphepha ezingeni lamehlo kuphela! Khona-ke izinkinga ngomgogodla zingagwenywa, futhi umbono ngeke uwohloke. Umsizi omuhle kulokhu ubambe okhethekile (i-clamp) yefoni, okuyi-arc eguquguqukayo. Igxilwe entanyeni futhi ihambisa igajethi ebangeni eliphephile ukusuka kwamehlo, ikhulula nezandla. Yiqiniso, kunzima ukucabanga ukuthi umuntu onomshini onjalo, mhlawumbe ofanele i-RoboCop, uzohamba kanjani ngesikhathi sokugijima ku-metro yaseMoscow. Kodwa konke kuzohamba kahle ngempilo yakhe!
8. Isiqeshana sekhala sokunqanda ukuhona
Bambalwa abantu abaziyo, kodwa ukuhona akulimazi nje kuphela isimiso sezinzwa salabo abaseduze komuntu olele, kodwa futhi kuye ngokwakhe. Odokotela abaningi bahlukanisa ukuhona njengesifo. Futhi konke ngoba kuholela ekhanda elibuhlungu njalo, ukuphazamiseka kokugaya ukudla, ukuqwasha kwemizwa nezinye izinkinga. Ukuze kuqedwe ukuhona, othile uze ahlinzwe, lapho kususwa zonke izithiyo ku-nasopharynx eziphazamisa ukuphefumula kwamahhala. Kodwa kunesixazululo esilula - isiqeshana esikhethekile esigxilwe emakhaleni ngaphambi kokulala futhi sisiza ukubhekana nemisindo ehehayo kanye ne-wheezing. Futhi abakhiqizi bangaphandle abakhathalela amakhasimende banikeza izinhlobonhlobo zeziqeshana ezinjalo eziphikisana nokuhonqa. Kulabo abathola isiqeshana esibonakalayo esijwayelekile siyisicefe, kukhona amamodeli akhanya ebumnyameni, ambozwe ngama-rhinestones, ngendlela yezilwane ezihlekisayo, odrako, ama-unicorn nokunye. Awukho umkhawulo wokubonisa ubuntu ngisho nasephusheni!
9. Isigqoko sokumisa izinwele
Impilo yezinwele iyiphuzu elibalulekile ekuzinakekeleni. Futhi sekuyisikhathi eside kwaziwa ukuthi ukomisa izinwele ezimanzi nge-jet dense yomoya oshisayo kuyingozi kakhulu: kudonsela amanzi ngokungadingekile ezinweleni, kuzenze zome, zibe brittle futhi ziholele ekuhlukaniseni iziphetho. Isixazululo esingcono kakhulu lapha, ngokumangazayo, i-cap enkulu yokomisa izinwele, eyayithandwa kakhulu kuma-salon aseSoviet. Ihambisa ukushisa ngokulinganayo, okukuvumela ukuthi udale uhlobo lomphumela we-greenhouse, oluwusizo kakhulu ekubukeni kwezinwele. Futhi manje ingase ithathelwe indawo enye yentuthuko yakamuva yososayensi baseShayina - isigqoko sendwangu esine "sleeve", esigxilwe esomisweni sezinwele sasekhaya esivamile. Lesi yisixazululo esilula kakhulu futhi esinomnotho, kepha uma sikhuphuka emoyeni, lo mklamo ubukeka uhlekisa ngendlela emangalisayo!
10. Umqeqeshi wokulwa nokushwabana entanyeni nasemlonyeni
Enye igajethi ehlekisayo, edumile phakathi kobulili obuhle, iyakwazi ukufaka esikhundleni imizuzu engu-15 yesakhiwo se-Facebook noma lonke uhla lwezinsizakalo zezimonyo. Ukwakhiwa kwe-silicone eminyene ngendlela yezindebe zedoli kugxilwe emazinyweni. Ukuze uthole umphumela we-facelift, udinga ukugoqa futhi usule imihlathi yakho. Ukuzivocavoca okunjalo kufanelekile ukubonwa kanye ukuze uqonde ukuthi kungakanani okusunguliwe okuwusizo ekubukeni okungaletha!
Ungakhohlwa ukuzijabulisa wena kanye nabathandekayo bakho ngesipho esiwusizo sosuku luka-April Fool! Futhi khumbula: indlela yokuphila enempilo akuyona nje isimo sengqondo esibucayi kakhulu kuwe nomzimba wakho, kodwa futhi umuzwa othuthukisiwe wokuhlekisa. Hleka impilo yakho!