“Ngo-Okthoba 18 ngo-9 ekuseni, ngalahlekelwa i-plug kanye negazi eliningi ngesikhathi esisodwa (esivamile). Ngangiba nokufinyela njalo ngemizuzu engu-7 futhi ngiba namandla. Ngafonela umyeni wami ngamtshela ukuthi akahambe ngoba kumele aye emtholampilo. Ngilunguze ngefasitela ngimbone efika. Le andouille idlula phambi kwendlu, kodwa ayimi !!! Indoda empofu yayicindezelekile yaze yayongilanda kubazali bayo abahlala 3 km kude !!! Lapho ngifika ewodini lababelethayo, umbelethisi uyangihlola, angibeke kumonitha futhi athi: “Awu, kodwa cha ntokazi yami encane, awufinyeleli (ngangikhala ngezinhlungu…). Kufanele ubelethe ngomhlaka-24, ubuye ngomhlaka-25 ”( kukhona okuqondayo?). Bese kuthi ngabo-16:18, kungasekho ukufinyela, lutho. Ngo-30pm, ukufinyela okukhulu okubuya ngamandla njalo ngemizuzu engama-XNUMX. Ngifonela umyeni wami oyothenga. Ngigeze ngokushesha ngimbone egunda utshani (kwakumnyama futhi). Wathi kimi: “Awume kancane sthandwa, sengiyaqeda. Phela wena usezinhlungwini? “Siya ewodini lababelethayo lapho sibona umbelethisi ositshela ukuthi: “Eyokubeletha? »Umyeni wami uyamphendula:« Cha, okokuzalwa »(ingqikithi ubaba). Futhi ukuqeda, ngemva kokusika intambo (kazi ukuthi akazange ayinqamule iminwe yakhe), lapho umbelethisi ebeka ingane ezandleni zakhe, waphendula: “Ngeyami? ”
Pucci
“Ngine-anecdote ephathelene nomzala wami. Ngobunye ubusuku, uzwa ukusikwa. Ukukhathazeka ukuthi umyeni wakhe angavuka kuphela… ngewashi le-alamu! Alushaye ucingo, avuke acabange ukuthi kumele aye emsebenzini, khona lapho, amtshele ukuthi kumele aye emtholampilo, uzofika lo omncane !!! Lumuthi heqe uvalo asukume ngejubane agqoke athathe ipotimende ahambe !! Aqale imoto, aqale aphenduke avele acabange ukuthi kukhona okushodayo !!! Ubuyela ekhaya… wayekhohlwe umkakhe emnyango !!! ”
Titeboubouille
“Ngesikhathi ngibeletha okwesibili, ngatshela umyeni wami ukuthi aye esibhedlela. Ngingene emotweni ngimlinde, ngehlise ipotimende ngoba naye ubesentshonalanga, ngilinde emotweni. Ngilinde, ngilinde, ngishaye ihubo, angafiki, ngiqale ukucasuka, ngivule iwindi lemoto ukuze ngimmemeze “Wenzani, woza Simon!” Bese eqhamuka egijima nesikhwama. Ngiyambuza ukuthi ubenzani bese ephendula: “Bengipakisha ipotimende lakho nelengane!” “Grrrr…”
charlie1325
“Okwakuhlekisa kakhulu ukubeletha kwami okubili kwaba ubaba evuka. Ukuzalwa komntwana kokuqala:
- Sthandwa, kufanele uvuke, manje yisikhathi.
– Mmmm… (engathi ake ngilale), zingaki izifinyezo onazo?
- 6min.
- INI ? (kwamphuzisa aqonde phezulu)
Ukuzalwa kwesibili (5am):
- Sthandwa, kufanele siye ewodini lababelethayo.
- Kodwa cha. (elele)
– (Kunjani lokho, kodwa cha?) Kodwa uma!
Wangihlekisa!
Okwakuhlekisa futhi kulokhu kubeletha kwesibili, ukuthi kwadingeka ngize ekhaya (ngaphambi kokubeletha okucatshangwa ukuthi ...) Ngakho-ke ngazithola nginemihuzuko emikhulu, ekamelweni lami lokuphumula, phakathi kwabazali bami kanye nendoda yami, endaweni yami yokuzivocavoca. ibhola, ngilalele ekaDiam, kanye nomdala wami owayefuna ukungiphatha ngekhithi yakhe kadokotela! Ikhethekile! Ngizokukhumbula! Ngemva kwamahora amabili nesigamu, indoda yami yesibili yazalwa egunjini lababeletha. ”
i-libelune76
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