Ubaba uziphatha kanjani Ikhalvari amathoyizi omsindo
Siphila ezweni elinomsindo. Ukuduma kwezimoto, ukukhala komakhalekhukhwini, ukukhala kwezingane: ngezinye izikhathi kubonakala sengathi indawo yonke ihlangene ngokumelene nezindlebe zethu. Yebo, siyawubekezelela umsindo wezingane zethu, ngoba uthando lwenzelwe lokho. Nokho…
Amaholide ayasondela futhi yisikhathi lapho umthamo ukhuphuka kakhulu.Okokuqala nje ngoba izingane zijabulile (ngeke sibasole, wumlingo kaKhisimusi). Okwesibili, ngoba othile angase abanike ithoyizi elivala izindlebe.
Ngiyazi ukuthi ngiqonde ukuthini. Muva nje umkhwekazi wami unikeze indodana yami iphasela lesipho. Kuyathandeka. Ugogo ujabule ngokumosha umzukulu wakhe, akukho okwemvelo. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, izinzwa zabazali ziba nzima. Ngoba isipho okukhulunywa ngaso siphenduka irobhothi le-laser warrior elithuthuka ngokukhiqiza irakhethi engapheli nengaphazamiseki FIRE-FIRE-FIRE, ehlotshiswe ngokuqhuma kwezibhamu ezingaphansi kwe-TA-TA-TA-TA kanye namabhomu e-BOM-Boom-Boom. Ingane ingajabula nayo amahora amaningi. Futhi uma umcela ukuba ame, akakuzwa, ngenxa yerobhothi.
Le divayisi yobudemoni iyindondo njephakathi kokunye eqoqweni lamathoyizi aphelelwe yithemba uMntwana, lo nxiwankulu osafufusa, ajabulela ukuwaqongelela.
Nawe uyalwazi usizi lwesitimela esincane i-TCHOU-TCHOU esingakwazi ukusimisa lapho sesiqalile. Ithebulethi ememezayo ZIJABULELE NGALOMDLALO WE-RIGOLO uma ushaya ucingo lochwepheshe olubaluleke kakhulu. Incwadi yomculo ephinda imigoqo emine yokuqala yeLa Lettre à Élise ngokungapheli, uze ugule uBeethoven (owayeyisithulu, onenhlanhla).
Futhi le ndiza, lapho, ekhiqiza ama-decibel amaningi kunerokhethi ye-Ariane lapho isuka.
Kungani umsindo uphezulu kangaka?
Kungani umsindo wezinga eliphansi kangaka?
Ngizamile ukuqopha izindawo zokuphuma ukunciphisa i-din, akusebenzi kakhulu, umshini uhlala uwina ekugcineni.
Akekho ongaqonda ngokugcwele ukuthi kungani abenzi bamathoyizi anomsindo bengamangalelwa njalo. Ingabe kuzodinga ukunyakaza kohlobo lwe-#metoo ukukhulula izwi labazali abanezindlebe ezihlukunyeziwe? Ikakhulukazi njengoba eziningi zalezi zinto zenziwe ngepulasitiki ebulala izimfudu.
Kunesixazululo esisodwa esisele: khipha izinto okukhulunywa ngazo ngesikhathi sokudayiswa kwegaraji lokuqala. Akulula kanjalo. Ingane ibheka okusanhlamvu bese iginqika phansi, imemeza: CHA, NGIFUNA UKUGCINA ISITIMELA ESENZA I-TCHOU-TCHOU. Asiwini ngokushintshanisa. Ngakho-ke sizama ukudida uMntwana: “Uyazi, ngesikhathi sami, saba nesikhathi esimnandi ngentambo nesiqeshana sekhadibhodi”. (Ngikholelwa ukuthi abazali bami bebevele bengitshela le ndaba, futhi ngikholelwa ukuthi, ngaleso sikhathi, angizange ngibakholelwe.)
Ngamafuphi, sinqotshwa ukugcwala kwabathengi futhi okufanele sikwenze nje ukwamukela isimo sethu njengomsindo ongcolile. UDisemba 25 uyasondela, ngiyazi ukuthi yini engizoyibuza ku-Santa Claus: ama-earplugs.
UJulien Blanc-Gras