Abafowethu abancane bangompetha bakho kokubili ukujabulisa nokukitaza izinzwa zakho. Kuya ngesimo.
Kunomphakathi wonke enkundleni yezokuxhumana iReddit ebizwa ngokuthi iPowerful Aura. Kunikezelwe ezilwaneni ezikhombisa ngakho konke ukubukeka kwazo ukuthi zingaphezu nje kwezilwane futhi kungaba ngcono ukuziqhelelanisa nazo. Nokho, umuntu ngeke afune ukusondela kukhangaru elinjalo. Uyi-mi-mi-mi, kodwa bheka le misipha! Nasebhakedeni kulezo izingalo ezinemisipha.
Ama-raccoons. Ama-raccoon angesaba kanjani? Lokhu kuhle okwenyama! Lawa mapeni angama-pugs ahlekisayo. Konke kunje baze baqale ukukubuka ngamehlo akhanyayo ebumnyameni.
Futhi lawa ma-meerkats abonakala enza uhlobo oluthile lwesiko lomlingo omnyama. Eqinisweni, bavele bazifudumeze ngaphansi kwesibani se-infrared. Kodwa ukukhanya okubomvu kwengeza kuphela ukufana kwabo nama-warlocks.
Omunye wabafowabo waqhubeka nakakhulu. Wazithola eseyindawo ekahle elangeni futhi manje, njengokungathi ubuza umthwebuli wezithombe ukuthi azoqhubeka yini nebhizinisi lakhe. Ubukeka ngendlela engenamusa, akunjalo?
I-Facebook nayo inomphakathi onjalo - … Kukhona futhi izithombe eziningi zezilwane, ezibonakala zihlekisa, kodwa ngakolunye uhlangothi, ziyethusa. Njengalolu fudu, kusobala ukuthi luqinile emoyeni nasemzimbeni. Wayengesabi ukubhodloza udonga endleleni eya egoli lakhe elaziwayo kuphela.
Noma nansi i-doggie - enhle, ngisho ne-mi-mi-mishny. Kodwa kuphela ekukhanyeni okuvamile. Ngokukhanyiswa okuluhlaza okuvela ngezansi, liphenduka libe isilo samademoni esivele sisuka endaweni engaphansi futhi sifuna umphefumulo wakho. Futhi uzobuyisela!
Noma mhlawumbe izinja zinakho ezakhini zofuzo? Phela, lezi zinja ezine ezithandekayo nazo zibonakala zenza into engalungile. Futhi ngobuso obumnandi kakhulu.
Uma umuntu enza into efana naleyo, ngokuqinisekile othile uzobiza i-exorcist. Futhi-ke lutho, ikati lilenga libheke phansi – futhi kulungile! Ngaphandle uma kuba sengozini yokuyihlwitha ngenxa yokulimala kwamakhethini ngamadlebe athambile.
Futhi leli kati lifana nesando sikaThor. Ngisho nomgwaqo ogandayiwe wawucwila ngaphansi kwakhe. Akekho, akukho okungamelana nobukhulu bekati. Futhi kungani, lapho ungakwazi ukufiphalisa ku-"mi-mi-mi" engavinjelwe.
Nemoto yahluleka ukumelana nalesi silo. Ihansi landiza ngefasitela, laphihliza ingilazi yaba izingcezu ezincane, futhi ngokuziqhenya lime esihlalweni. Thanda, thatha, woza, lokho obugqolozele.
Ikati eliye lafakazela ukuthi wonke amakati ayawathanda amabhokisi. Ngisho noma kuyikati elikhulu kakhulu futhi ngokuvamile libizwa ngokuthi inkosi yezilwane.
Ingwe, ngendlela, nayo iyikati. Pho, kungani engawathandi amabhokisi? Ngokuqinisekile imizwelo yabo yemvelo iyafana neyezilwane ezifuywayo.
Ikati elikhipha ukukhanya kwangaphakathi. Kwakukhona uhlobo oluthile lwefilimu mayelana nabafokazi nabo ababekwazi ukwenza lokho. Mhlawumbe bakhohlwe isilwane sabo eMhlabeni?
Uma kusihlwa uvele ubone ngephutha amapheya amaningana amehlo akhazimulayo ekubuka usuka ku-gutter, sekuyisikhathi sokubamba isifo senhliziyo. Kodwa lezi amaxoxo nje ukuthi ngesizathu esithile akhwela phezulu.
Ungathini uma kungazelelwe inkomo ibuke ngefasitela lakho? Cha, uma uhlala eNdiya, kungase kube njalo. Kodwa uma edolobheni elivamile enkabeni yeRussia?
Futhi ekugcineni, Yebo, ikati. Kubonakala sengathi le ndoda enhle enezinwele ezibomvu izizwa iyinkosi yobumnyama, hhayi kancane.