Izikhathi ezingama-20 ezibangela amahloni kakhulu…
1. Lapho, ekubuza ukuthi ingabe owesifazane wasesitolo ukhokha ingane yini esibelethweni sakhe.
2. Lapho, watshela umngane wakhe omkhulu ukuthi unina usekhulile (phambi komama okukhulunywa ngaye kanye nawe).
3. Lapho, lapho ekhuphuka nomuntu angamazi, waqala ukumemeza “Kuyanuka!”
4. Lapho, wagxoba iKinder yakhe esofeni elimpunga elikhanyayo lomngane wakho.
5. Lapho, wagibela izipho zosuku lwakhe lokuzalwa ukuze azivule.
6. Lapho, waphalaza kubagibeli be-TGV.
7. Lapho, wathi kuwe engadini, phambi kwesixuku somama abavaleleke: “Mama, ungifake nini eshaweni ebandayo”, ngemvelo edidayo.
8. Lapho, waphendula ugogo wakhe owambuza ukuthi “ngubani igama lesithandwa sakho?” », Romeo.
9. Lapho entshontshe iphasela le-Haribo esitolo esikhulu noma ngephutha ephule amabhodlela ewayini ayishumi.
10. Lapho, wazithela phezu kwesalukazi esigibele isikuta. Nokuthi isigameko saphindwa izinsuku ezimbalwa zilandelana, njalo nomuntu oyedwa.
11. Lapho, wathi kugogo wakhe ozala uyise (umama wakho ongamzali) ngaphansi kophawu lwemfihlo: “Uyamazi umama, ngesinye isikhathi uphenduka umthakathi”. Futhi lowo mkhwekazi wakujabulela ukukuphinda.
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13. Lapho, wavula isicabha etekisini emgwaqeni oyiringini ngoba kushisa.
14. Lapho, ethi kuwe: “Namuhla ekuseni uthisha usichazele ukuthi senza kanjani abantwana. Ngakho, baba, yena…”
15. Lapho, wahlabelela endlini yokulinda kadokotela: “Imbongolo yami ibuhlungu, imbongolo yami ibuhlungu, ngaba nesikhathi esibi ebusheni bami…” Ngiyabonga mkhulu.
16. Lapho, wathi enkosikazini yakhe: “Ubaba unepipi futhi umama unezinwele”
17. Lapho, waluma umango esitolo esiluhlaza
18. Wathi uma ebheka ikhala likadokotela wezingane wathi, “Kungani unezinwele ezingaka emakhaleni akho! ”
19. Lapho efaka umunwe wakhe ku-chocolate mousse elungiselelwe ngokucophelela umngane.
20. Lapho, wafaka umunwe ku-lipstick entsha kamfwethu.