Khumbula ifilimu ethi "Iqiniso Elinqunu" noGerald Butler? Lapho, iqhawe lafundisa umphathi walo izindlela zokuyenga. Futhi waphumelela kakhulu kulokhu waze wagcina esemthanda yena. Akumangazi ukuthi isithombe saba yi-hit yangempela, ngoba isihloko sokuthandana siyathakazelisa kokubili amadoda nabesifazane. Futhi kuyoba njalo.
Futhi mayelana nesimo sezulu...
Eminyakeni embalwa edlule, ngangazi kahle ukuthi ngingahlangana kanjani nentombazane. Cha, cha, angizange ngizame mina, ngisize abangani abangashadile bathole injabulo. Lapha, ake sithi, omunye wabo waqala ukukhononda ngeshwa othandweni, waxhuga njengendwangu, ngakho ngabonisa ngokushesha indlela yami enhle. Ngakhetha intombazane enhle kunazo zonke ephathini futhi ngaphikisana nomfana ngebhodlela le-champagne ukuthi wayengeke nje eze ezohlangana naye ngokwakhe, kodwa ahlale phansi etafuleni futhi ashiye inombolo yakhe yocingo. Futhi njalo lapho indoda ingidlalela i-champagne.
Futhi ngenza lokhu okulandelayo: Ngaya entombazaneni ngazethula njengomsizi womuntu siqu womdidiyeli wethelevishini ophuma ohlelweni lwe-Weather Forecast. Uthe umdidiyeli ngokwakhe ungumuntu onamahloni kakhulu, kodwa ngenxa yokuthi manje sifuna umethuli omusha, njengoba ebone ubuhle obunjalo, nakanjani wayefuna ukummema kwinhlolokhono. Angakwazi yini ukuhlala phansi etafuleni lethu futhi asho imishwana embalwa ethi “Futhi mayelana nesimo sezulu…” ukuze umdidiyeli abuke isimo sobuso bakhe nesisho.
Akushiwo ukuthi umngane wami omubi waphenduka inkosana yenganekwane emehlweni aleyo ntombazane, waphuthuma kuye, wacishe wakhala ngenjabulo. Ngenze leliqhinga izikhathi ezingamashumi amahlanu futhi ayikho intombazane eke yanqaba!
Yiqiniso, ngiqambe amanga futhi umngane wami akakwazanga ukuthembela kunoma yikuphi ubudlelwano obungathi sina ngemva kwalokho, kodwa isimo ngasinye esinjalo safakazela iqiniso elilula: ukuze udonse ukunaka, ukugqama ku-grey mass yohlobo olufanayo lwezivakashi ze-cafe, udinga. kancane.
Umculi uMadonna ngesinye isikhathi washada noGuy Ritchie, ngoba amadoda amaningi ayemesaba, futhi yena, naphezu kokuhluka kweminyaka nokuthandwa kwakhe, wayengesabi, wabonisa ukukhuthazela futhi wagcina e-altare.
Ukukhetha indlela engavamile yokuqomisana, ukuba nenkani nokungahloniphi uthando - lokho, empeleni, yikho kuphela okudingekayo ukuze kunqobe inhliziyo yowesifazane. Ngemva kokuba owesifazane esezwile ukuthi “Ake sazane” izikhathi ezingamashumi amabili, ngosuku lwamashumi amabili nanye ngokuqinisekile uzodlondlobala kulokhu kuvinjelwa. Futhi lowo ochitha leli phethini elijwayelekile uzowina.
Sivela esikhathini esizayo
Omunye engangijwayelene naye isikhathi ngasinye wayeziveza njengendoda yakusasa. Uthe: “Ngingumyeni wakho wesikhathi esizayo, sinezingane ezimbili, indlu enhle eTroekurov, iLexus emnyama futhi ungumnikazi wesaluni yakho yobuhle eTsvetnoy Boulevard. Uma ungangikholwa, manje ngizobhala okuthile ku-napkin, futhi lapho ngihamba, kuzogcwaliseka. Ethafeni, ngokuvamile wayeshiya inombolo yakhe yocingo kanye nephepha: “Kusasa ebusuku uzongishayela ucingo sizoyophuza ikhofi.” Cabanga nje ukuthi babiza futhi bahamba kanjani! Ngoba umngane wayenesibindi, ehlakaniphile futhi ehlekisa. Yilokhu kanye esikudingayo thina besifazane.
Kwaze kwaba ngemva kweminyaka eminingi lapho ngathola khona ukuthi umngane wami wasebenzisa ngokungazi indlela enamandla ye-NLP ethi “Choice Without Choice”—lapho yonke into isinqunyiwe kakade ngomuntu futhi kudingeka nje ukuthi yebo.
Futhi kwasebenza! Ngendlela, umngane wagcina eshade nomunye walabo ababembiza. Akazange amthengele iLexus, akazange amnike nesaluni yobuhle, kodwa wasifeza ngokwethembeka isithembiso sokuba nezingane ezimbili.
Asikho isidingo sokuhlakanipha
Izazi zokusebenza kwengqondo zithi amagama ahlakaniphile lapho ehlangana kuphela angena endleleni. Imizamo owesilisa evame ukuyenza ukuze ajabulise owesifazane ibona njengokungekona kwemvelo nobuthakathaka. Lapho wesaba ukwehluleka, ukwesaba kwakho kuzwakala kunamandla. Kodwa eqinisweni, ngaphambi kokuhlangana neyodwa, okuwukuphela kwayo, kuyinto efiselekayo ukuthi ube nesipiliyoni esibi. Nguye ozokusiza ukuthi uziqonde kangcono futhi ukhiphe ukuthuthumela okukhohlisayo emadolweni akho.
Ngolunye usuku, uzakwethu oneminyaka engu-42 ubudala wangicela ukuba ngimbhalele amagama ambalwa okubingelela amantombazane endaweni yokuphola. Okwangimangaza ukuthi amantombazane asabele kangcono esicelweni sokuyojola eZoo, ancoma njengokuthi “Ungomunye wabambalwa kule sayithi abanobuhlakani emehlweni akho,” kanye nokuqashelwa ukuthi uzakwabo ulahlwe nguye. intombi. Futhi konke ngoba thina besifazane siyimvelo enobubele, sithanda ukuthopha nezilwane. Niyabo? Konke kulula.
Enye imfashini yethu ukudla. Owazana naye waseCanada muva nje uthe manje sebenobuhle kakhulu - ukujwayelana nemakethe yabalimi. Mhlawumbe, bayesaba ukuya kuma-nightclub nasemahholo e-cinema amnyama noma basindise amathikithi. Noma mhlawumbe bathanda ukubukela ekhotha uju enambitha ... Ngakho-ke, laba balandeli bempilo enempilo, abalandeli be-parsley nesinkwa sotshani yibona abaphumelela kakhulu. Ngoba noma ubani angabiza ibha ukuze athole ingilazi yewayini, futhi emakethe - enempilo kakhulu nesimanje. Okungenani sikholelwa ngokuqinile kukho.
Ngakho-ke, madoda abathandekayo, qoqani imicabango yenu ndawonye, nisungule okuthile okusha futhi nisibize ngezinsuku ngokushesha ngangokunokwenzeka!