1. Lala ubusuku obungamahora ayi-10 ngokulandelana
2. Awusakwazi ukuzwa ukumemeza kwasekuseni ku-crescendo "Maaaaamannnn"
3. Thola okubhaliselwe okungenamkhawulo "komzanyana wakusihlwa".
4. Ukuba nentokazi yokuhlanza amahora angu-4 ngosuku (iphupho ...)
5. Isicoci se-vacuum esimunca izingane, okwesikhashana (kodwa cha, akulona iqiniso ...)
6. Ama-earplug angathuli imisindo kodwa avele ayinciphise
7. Ekugcineni ukwazi ukuya endlini yokugezela ngokuthula
8. Chitha usuku uwedwa ngaphandle kwengane noma umyeni
9. Iya ku-nightclub, ulale ngo-5 ekuseni futhi uvuke ngo-13pm usanda kukhishwa (yebo!)
Ngaphandle kogqozi? Ungaphinda ukhethe izipho ezengeziwe zendabuko, noma okungenani kube lula ukunikeza.
Ukufunda :“Usuku Lomama: imibono yethu yezipho, ukunikeza… noma ukuzelapha! (umbukiso wesilayidi)”
10. Incwadi yombala ozoyiphumuza, namapensela angawathinti muntu!
11. Ukukwazi ukufunda umagazini wonke phezu kwesihlalo sedekhi ngesikhathi seholide
12. Awusayi kudokotela wezingane kanye ngesonto (kuhle kabili ngonyaka)
13. Gcoba endaweni yokugeza yebhamuza ungaphazanyiswa
14. Ukuthenga intambama yonke (ngaphandle kwezingane, lokho kuhamba ngaphandle kokusho)
15. Yiba nomqeqeshi ekhaya, mhlawumbe muhle
16. Ukuze ukwazi ukudla iphakethe lamaqebelengwane ngaphandle kokuhlaselwa izidalwa ezincane ezilambile
17. Akusadingeki kulungiswe ikamelo lezingane izikhathi eziyishumi ngosuku
18. Halala umndeni wonke ngemuva kwe-ratatouille eyenziwe ekhaya (noma esinye isidlo esisekelwe kwimifino)
19. Balekela impelasonto yothando noma nabangani
20. Yiba nengane yesi-2, yesi-3 (hawu!)