“Ngalahlekelwa ipulaki yamafinyila kusasele izinsuku ezingu-15. Ngakho-ke nginquma ukuya ewadini lababeletha ngedwa (ikakhulukazi ungakwenzi !!!). Ngifakwe e-dining room, isikhwama sami samanzi sase siqhumile. Umbelethisi wathi kimi: “Ngizoshiya umakhalekhukhwini wakho kuwe, umyeni wakho engakafiki, angakuthola kanjalo ocingweni.” Ngiyabonga Nkosikazi !
Mina, engingakaze ngishayelwe ucingo, ngalolo suku kwakungu-France Telecom, u-anti, umzala, izintombi ezithile… Angibonanga ukuthi isikhathi sihamba futhi, ekugcineni, ingxenye ehlekisa kakhulu: “Sawubona, isevisi yokulethwa kwe-Carrefour, thina woza uzokulethela izinto zasendlini. “Bese ngiphendula: “Oh he, ngiyaxolisa, ngikhohlwe ngokuphelele ngawe! “Indoda engajabule: “Kodwa phela kuyahlanya, wenzani! Sekuvele kwaba kathathu ukuthi sihlehlisa “, nami:” Uxolo, ngiyazala !!! “Yena, wonke ethukile: “Udinga usizo, ngenzenjani? »« Lutho, vala ucingo, ngizophatha !!! »MDR!!!! Umnumzane ubemuhle kakhulu, ukulethwa okuhle ngosuku olulandelayo, njengebhonasi, isixha sezimbali !!! ”
ulwazi74
“Ukuzalwa kwami kokuqala kwaba ukungeniswa okwakuhleliwe. Ngaphambi kokuzinza embhedeni, umbelethisi wathi kimi: “khumula izingubo zakho”, nami ngamphendula: “Nami ngikhumula iphenti? “. Wathi kimi ngomoya okhuluma kakhulu: “Yebo-ke, kungase kube ngcono ukukuhlola!” Awu shame!
Ukubeletha kwami kwesibili kuhambe kahle kakhulu, isizinda somculo, isimo esikhululekile kakhulu. Ngikhululeke kakhulu, kangangokuthi ngesinye isikhathi, ngahleka futhi umbelethisi wayefuna "ukungisindisa". Wathi njengoba edlala amagilavu akhe e-latex, “O, lawa magilavu amasha enzani?” Kwakumnandi kuye, kodwa sonke saqaphela ukuthi lowo msindo uvelaphi… Wamane wangiphushela phambili. ”
Medysa
“Kuzalwa intombi. Kusihlwa, uthi kumyeni wakhe: “Ngicabanga ukuthi kuhle”, athi: Kulungile, ngiyazilungiselela “, afike lapho exubha amazinyo, ayothatha ijezi … Umphumela, uyalinyakazisa ngoba ukufinyela basondelene kakhulu, bagxuma bafike (ekugcineni!) emotweni. Ungangibuzi ukuthi kanjani, kodwa lapho, ufonela umyeni wami engazi (ukhiye obomvu engiwucabangayo, ucingo ephaketheni lami) futhi umyeni wami, ngo-23:XNUMX pm, uyayibona inombolo bese ethi: “Sawubona? Kunjani ? kukhona inkinga ? Kodwa akekho ophendulayo. Lapho, umyeni wami uzwa imoto iklabalasa, bese kuba insizwa imemeza: “Awulungile, uyahlanya, phuma emotweni yakho!” “Nomngane wami ophendulayo: “Uxolo umkami uyabeletha! »Umyeni wami wayethukile, walandela konke ukulethwa kungaziwa muntu, kwakuhlekisa kakhulu!
Ku-baby2, njalo kubo, i-scenario efanayo, uzizwa sengathi uzobeletha, "kulungile ngiyalungisa", "cha ngokushesha! »Umyisa esibhedlela athi kuye:« Ima, ngikhohlwe ipotimende lakho emotweni, ngiyabuya ». Uphuthelwe ukuzalwa kwendodana yakhe, wafika ngemizuzu emi-5 (owokuqala emizuzwini eyi-1, asikho isikhathi se-epidural!) ”
Eleni
“Njengoba ngangine-thrombus (ihlule legazi elingu-15 cm ngemuva kodonga lwesitho sangasese sowesifazane), ngangivuvukele futhi ngizwa ubuhlungu obukhulu. Futhi njengoba ngangingakaze ngichame kusukela ngibuya egunjini labasebenzi, ngafakwa ipayipi (okuthiwa ipayipi lomchamo). Ngaphandle kokuthi esikhundleni sokuwufaka ku-ureter, umhlengikazi wawufaka esithweni sangasese, esiwusizo ngempela ekuchameni !!! Kusenjalo, kwafika umbelethisi oyedwa ewodini lababeletha ukuzokwenza lokho wamtshela iphutha lakhe phambi kwami, mdr !!! ”
mag60200
“Ngesikhathi ngibeletha okokuqala, kwakukhona owesifazane ekamelweni elilandelayo ecela ababelethisi ukuba baphuthume, ngoba wayefuna ukuthi ingane yakhe ifike ngaphambi kwamabili. Wayefuna ukuthi ingane yakhe izalwe ngosuku olufanayo noPatrick Bruel (Meyi 14). Ah, uma ungumlandeli…”
Kiveu
"Ngesikhathi ngibeletha, udokotela wezifo zabesifazane wathi kimi:" Woza, phusha unkosikazi, ngibona ikhanda ", futhi lapho ngiyamphendula:" Yebo, ngiyazi, ngiyayibona nasezingilazini zakho " . Uhleko oluphelele egunjini lokubelethela, udokotela wezifo zabesifazane waphendula: “Hhayi-ke, sasingakaze sikwenze lokho kimi!” ”
Auretwill
“Ngilahlekelwe amanzi ekuseni ngomdlalo owandulela owamanqamu weFrance-Portugal. Njengokungafinyeleli nomlomo wesibeletho ngo-1,5, satshelwa ukuthi bekungeyona eyanamuhla njengoba bekuyingane yethu yokuqala. Ngo-17 ebusuku, ukufinyela sekubuyile futhi ubaba wakusasa owathi enganeni: “Hhayi namuhla kusihlwa, umdlalo, ngingathanda ukuwubona. “Hhayi-ke ngingene ejimini ngo-21 ebusuku (ukuqala komdlalo) kanti uloulou wami wazalwa ngo-23 ebusuku (uphela umdlalo). Khonamanjalo, kwafika udokotela obulala izinzwa ezositshela ukuthi uZidane ushaye igoli saze salalela nomdlalo emsakazweni ngesikhathi sidiliva. Sizokhumbula lokhu kuzalwa! ”
ithi29860
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